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'''The United States of America''' is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia]], [[Pennsylvania]].
 
'''The United States of America''' is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia]], [[Pennsylvania]].
  
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The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]]
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The empress of America is [[Wendy O.]]
  
 
America is also what [[Bandit Keith]] is obsessed with.
 
America is also what [[Bandit Keith]] is obsessed with.
  
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==Liked By==
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==History (in a nutshell)==
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*[[Bandit Keith]] (Loves America the most, in fact.)
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*In the 1770s, an uprising against [[British]] tyranny and taxation without representation gave birth to the American Revolution, which was between the Continental Forces and the British Forces.
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*Americans
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*1776: The United States of America is officially declared independent with the ratification of the Declaration of Independence at the [[Pennsylvania]] State House in [[Philadelphia]], which would, from that day, be known as Independence Hall.
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*[[Soldier]]
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*1781: The [[British]] surrender, then recognise American sovereignty.
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*[[Iggy Koopa]]
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*1787: A new constitution is written, and is ratified within a few years.
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*[[Donald Duck]]
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*1802: Meriwether Lewis and William Clark make their famous expedition to the Pacific coast.
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*[[Bugs Bunny]]
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*1803: [[French]] Louisiana is bought by the United States.
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*Captain America
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*1812: The United States and [[Britain]] declare war upon each other, for a number of reasons.
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*Revolutionary War-era Patriots
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*1814: Washington, D.C. is burned by the British.
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*[[Captain Guile|Guile]]
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*1815: End of the War of 1812 with Treaty of Ghent.
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*Charlie (Guile's friend)
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*1836: Battle of the Alamo.
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*[[Terry Bogard]]
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*1845: [[Texas]] is annexed by the United States.
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*[[Doc Louis]]
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*1846: Mexican-American War starts between the United States and [[Mexico]].
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*[[Disco Kid]] (Though [[no]]t as much as disco.)
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*1848: Mexican-American War ends. [[California]] is obtained by the United States.
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*[[Super Macho Man]] (Though [[no]]t as much as his fame.)
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*1849: [[California]] [[Money|Gold]] Rush starts.
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*[[Superman]] (who fights for truth, justice, and the '''American''' way.)
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*1853: Gadsden Purchase.
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*[[Mr. Sandman]] (Mainly for the city of [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.]])
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*1861: [[Abraham Lincoln]] sworn in as president, causing [[:Category:Southerners|the Southern states]] to secede from the union over Abe's abolitionist stance.
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*[[Rocky Balboa]]
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*1863: Battle of [[Spaghetti|Gettysburg]] fought in Gettysburg, [[Pennsylvania]]. Union victory.
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*[[Apollo Creed]] (About as much as Bandit Keith loves America, in fact.)
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**Abraham Lincoln also gives the Gettysburg Address at the site of the formerly mentioned battle.
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*Michael Bay (Unfortunately)
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*1865: Southern forces surrender. American slavery is abolished completely. The Southern states repatriate.
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*Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
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**[[Abraham Lincoln]] is [[Die|assassinated]] at Ford's Theatre, becoming the first president to be assassinated.
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*George Washington
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*1870s: Reconstruction of the Southern states.
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**Actually, all of our founding fathers.
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*1898: [[Spanish]]-American War is fought. The United States obtains Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Philippines.
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*[[Hulk Hogan]]
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*1899: Phillipine War starts.
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*[[Hank Hill]]
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*1902: Phillipine War ends.
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*The [[Japanese]] (they make a lot of [[money]] from American consumers.)
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*1916: United States grants Phillipine independence.
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*Germany (Even though they told them [[:Image:Bumblebee_VS_Simmons.JPG|to stop]])
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*1917: Lusitania is sunk by the [[German]]s. United States declares war on [[Germany]], enters World War I.
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*[[Optimus Prime]]
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*1918: World War I ends.
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*The members of G.I. Joe
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*1929: Stock Market crashes, causing mass losses of [[money]] and sending the world in to a Great Depression.
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*1930s: Great Depression. Various [[dust]] bowls also exist.
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*1941: Bombing of Pearl Harbour. United States declares war on [[Japan]] and [[Nazi]] [[Germany]], entering World War II.
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*1945: [[Nazi]] [[Germany]] and [[Japan]] surrender. World War II ends.
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*1946: Cold War with [[Soviet Union]] starts.
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*1950: [[Korean]] War starts.
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*1953: United States leaves Korean War.
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*1955: Vietnam War starts.
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*1963: [[John F. Kennedy]] assassinated.
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*1960s: American involvement in Vietnam War escalates.
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*1973: United States leaves Vietnam War.
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*1974: [[Richard Nixon]] resigns as president, the first president to ever resign.
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*1976: Bicentennial celebrations.
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*1979: American embassy in Iran taken over by Islamist students.
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*1981: Ronald Reagan is inaugurated. 20 minutes later, the release of American hostages.
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*Late [[1980s]]: Diplomatic relations between the United States and [[Soviet Union]] improve.
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*1989: End of the Cold War declared by United States and [[Soviet Union]].
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*1991: Gulf War is fought.
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*1995: Dot-com bubble starts.
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*2000: Dot-com bubble bursts.
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*2001: Terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre and the [[5|Pentagon]] occur on September 11. Another attack is thwarted, causing the plane to crash in to a field in [[Pennsylvania]].
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*2003: Start of Iraq War.
  
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==Disliked By==
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==People Who Live in the United States==
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*Europeans
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*[[:Category:Characters - American|These characters]].
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*[[Wolverine]] (Well, maybe not, as he is always there even though hes a [[Canadian]].)
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*Loyalists
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==Poopers Who Live in the United States==
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*[[Bakura|The British Redcoats]]
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*[[:Category:Pooper - From USA|These poopers]].
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*The [[Chinese]]
 
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*A few of the Koreans. (But not [[Kim Kaphwan]], who has had [[Terry Bogard|Americans]] as teammates)
 
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*[[Rod Blagojevich]]
 
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*[[Ass|Benedict Arnold]]
 
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*[[Ivan Drago]]
 
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*[[Fat|Michael]] [[Ass|Moore]] (Hates America the most.)
 
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*[[Canada|Canadians]]
 
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*[[Fred Phelps]]
 
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*[[Hitler]]
 
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*Lil' Hitler
 
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*Afghanistan
 
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*[[Evil|Iraq]]
 
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*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
 
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*Rammstein (They hate America's influence on culture)
 
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*[[Communist Superman]] (Superman's [[communist]] form, who fights for [[Joseph Stalin|Stalin]] instead of truth, justice, and the American way.)
 
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*[[Decepticons]] (They choose to attack American landmarks instead of any other place in the world.)
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==

Revision as of 18:16, 6 September 2010

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A proud American.
{{#ev:youtube|fWnUby6ShU4|320}}The U.S.A.'s national anthem.
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Freedom is the right of all sentient Americans.
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The United States was founded here.

America. FUCK YEAH!! Coming again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!

The United States of America is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

The empress of America is Wendy O.

America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.

History (in a nutshell)

  • In the 1770s, an uprising against British tyranny and taxation without representation gave birth to the American Revolution, which was between the Continental Forces and the British Forces.
  • 1776: The United States of America is officially declared independent with the ratification of the Declaration of Independence at the Pennsylvania State House in Philadelphia, which would, from that day, be known as Independence Hall.
  • 1781: The British surrender, then recognise American sovereignty.
  • 1787: A new constitution is written, and is ratified within a few years.
  • 1802: Meriwether Lewis and William Clark make their famous expedition to the Pacific coast.
  • 1803: French Louisiana is bought by the United States.
  • 1812: The United States and Britain declare war upon each other, for a number of reasons.
  • 1814: Washington, D.C. is burned by the British.
  • 1815: End of the War of 1812 with Treaty of Ghent.
  • 1836: Battle of the Alamo.
  • 1845: Texas is annexed by the United States.
  • 1846: Mexican-American War starts between the United States and Mexico.
  • 1848: Mexican-American War ends. California is obtained by the United States.
  • 1849: California Gold Rush starts.
  • 1853: Gadsden Purchase.
  • 1861: Abraham Lincoln sworn in as president, causing the Southern states to secede from the union over Abe's abolitionist stance.
  • 1863: Battle of Gettysburg fought in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Union victory.
    • Abraham Lincoln also gives the Gettysburg Address at the site of the formerly mentioned battle.
  • 1865: Southern forces surrender. American slavery is abolished completely. The Southern states repatriate.
  • 1870s: Reconstruction of the Southern states.
  • 1898: Spanish-American War is fought. The United States obtains Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Philippines.
  • 1899: Phillipine War starts.
  • 1902: Phillipine War ends.
  • 1916: United States grants Phillipine independence.
  • 1917: Lusitania is sunk by the Germans. United States declares war on Germany, enters World War I.
  • 1918: World War I ends.
  • 1929: Stock Market crashes, causing mass losses of money and sending the world in to a Great Depression.
  • 1930s: Great Depression. Various dust bowls also exist.
  • 1941: Bombing of Pearl Harbour. United States declares war on Japan and Nazi Germany, entering World War II.
  • 1945: Nazi Germany and Japan surrender. World War II ends.
  • 1946: Cold War with Soviet Union starts.
  • 1950: Korean War starts.
  • 1953: United States leaves Korean War.
  • 1955: Vietnam War starts.
  • 1963: John F. Kennedy assassinated.
  • 1960s: American involvement in Vietnam War escalates.
  • 1973: United States leaves Vietnam War.
  • 1974: Richard Nixon resigns as president, the first president to ever resign.
  • 1976: Bicentennial celebrations.
  • 1979: American embassy in Iran taken over by Islamist students.
  • 1981: Ronald Reagan is inaugurated. 20 minutes later, the release of American hostages.
  • Late 1980s: Diplomatic relations between the United States and Soviet Union improve.
  • 1989: End of the Cold War declared by United States and Soviet Union.
  • 1991: Gulf War is fought.
  • 1995: Dot-com bubble starts.
  • 2000: Dot-com bubble bursts.
  • 2001: Terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon occur on September 11. Another attack is thwarted, causing the plane to crash in to a field in Pennsylvania.
  • 2003: Start of Iraq War.

People Who Live in the United States

Poopers Who Live in the United States

Trivia

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Unfortunately, there's still some major racists in America.
  • The United States has the 3rd highest population in the world. They're only behind India and China respectively.
  • Youtube Poop was invented in the United States by SuperYoshi.
  • Many sources are made in the US, though many of these were animated elsewhere.
  • The United States has the largest military in the world.
  • They also produce the most cheese of any country, making 4,275,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese yearly, more than double of Germany (the 2nd largest producer)'s 1,927,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese, or France's 1,884,000 Metric Tonnes of cheese.
  • The Decepticons love attacking American cities, particularly Detroit, New York City, and Washington, D.C.. In fact, Megatron actually shot at the Washington Monument, leaving Optimus Prime, Grimlock and Slag to put it back together.
  • If anime has taught us anything, it's that all Americans have blonde hair and blue eyes, and all women are greatly endowed.
  • Strong Bad's worst nightmare is a single picture of the United States wearing tight, white brand underdrawers. Obviously, he had one too many pudding pops.
  • Frieza believes that evil is with the United States.
  • There's a party in the USA.

See Also

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