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[[Image:antigrease.jpg|thumb|Now you can enjoy bacon without all the grease, that is, if you want to "lose weight".]]
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*Eating too much bacon will make [[you]] become [[fat]].
 
*Eating too much bacon will make [[you]] become [[fat]].
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*Kirk Cameron is concerned that the children in the [[United States of America]] are eating strips of bacon.
 
*Kirk Cameron is concerned that the children in the [[United States of America]] are eating strips of bacon.
 
*That, however, was forgotten when Kevin '''Bacon''' approved of children eating bacon. Kevin fucking Bacon people!
 
*That, however, was forgotten when Kevin '''Bacon''' approved of children eating bacon. Kevin fucking Bacon people!
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Revision as of 13:03, 11 July 2010

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


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This is delicious!

Bacon is a delicious, yet fattening food that is commonly eaten for breakfast, or can be used in items for lunch or dinner, such as a BLT, a Bacon Cheeseburger, or wrapped around a fillet steak.

Liked By

  • Everyone except for HMTcomp.

Disliked By

  • HMTcomp

Can be made out of

  • Pigs
  • Turkey
  • Tofu
  • Chicken
  • Beef
  • Alligator (believe it or not)

Can be Eaten with

Now you can enjoy bacon without all the grease, that is, if you want to "lose weight".

Trivia

  • Eating too much bacon will make you become fat.
  • Among the many fans of bacon are the Engineer, Homer Simpson, dogs, Arnold the Pig, and whoever is able to eat a bacon doughnut.
  • Absolutely nobody hates bacon, not even vegetarians.
  • Someone named Nataniel Bacon launched a rebellion in Virginia.
  • Kirk Cameron is concerned that the children in the United States of America are eating strips of bacon.
  • That, however, was forgotten when Kevin Bacon approved of children eating bacon. Kevin fucking Bacon people!