Oogtar

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Oogtar is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by Princess Toadstool in Dinosaur World. His best friend is Yoshi. He is an imbred child and tries to take pride in this. However, he is too retarded to feel pride. He has a speech disorder, which just adds to how retarded he is. Did I mention he was a retard?

Likes

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Oogtar wishes he had a pair.

• Chickle Tree Bubble Gum
• Cum
• Balls (He lusts to one day have a pair of his own)
• Jogging for health.
• Being retarded.
• Chris Thorndyke
• Everything that everyone else hates.

Dislikes

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Most poopers should recognize this classic image of Oogtar.

• The Princess
• Iggy Koopa
• Lemmy Koopa
• Fireballs
• Wizardheimer
• Not being retarded.

Liked By

• Is this a joke? Nobody likes him.

Disliked By

• Everyone
• Even Chad Warden hates him.

Trivia

Oogtar (right) pondering the thought of raping a helpless, innocent Yoshi.

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Oogtar has shapeshifted his face to make himself look more retarded.

• Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
• Oogtar spelled backwards is not pipe squeezer.
• It was revealed in the episode "A Little Learning" that Oogtar has no genitals.
• Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
• Oogtar is widly known to be Gay, and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a "good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart".
• He is so frail that his debt increases by Over 9000 US dollars on a daily basis due to medical bills.
• He surprisingly has a sister. Not only that, but he also has a mom and a dad who are siblings. Who the fuck would want to keep this kid? Let alone, who would go out of their way to create this atrosity of the human species?!
• Sued Wizardheimer for calling him gay. The talking arse judge from the Wall judged this, and the court date was December 31, 1999. His lawyer was Phoenix Wright. The verdict was "Gay".
• According to Whelt, he has been assassinated by Yoshi. However, this can't be possible since assasinations only happen to important people.
• Oogtar looks kinda like Bill from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure", even though he is less intelligent than Bill.
• He is known to be a shape-shifter. Able to stretch his face and mouth into bizarre expressions. This all most likely affects from being imbred.
• Recently, it has been discovered that Oogtar has four eyebrows! For God's sake, let this be a lesson to all of you lovers out there who are siblings!
• Also recently, there was a thread in the YouChewPoop forums on TV about Oogtar being the best television character ever. Most people agreed with the sentence until MilkR0und restated the truth.

Quotes

• Way go Santa Claus!
• Fireballs!!!
• Oogtar no want be dino food!
• Me come to rescue you.
• Fuck me harder Yoshi!!!
• No problemo, Oogtar break down door!
• Oogtar no afraid! Oogtar no run! Oogtar jogging for health!
• How Santa know?
• Oogtar want!