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*'''Force-A-Nature''': A hunting shotgun that knocks around everything like crazy. Replaces the ''Scattergun'', but it forces the Scout to be less aggressive in his tactics, as it can only fire twice before needing a reload. | *'''Force-A-Nature''': A hunting shotgun that knocks around everything like crazy. Replaces the ''Scattergun'', but it forces the Scout to be less aggressive in his tactics, as it can only fire twice before needing a reload. | ||
*'''BONK! Energy Drink''': Fucks with your atomic structure, making you invincible for a few seconds. Doesn't taste too good, either. Replaces the ''Pistol.'' | *'''BONK! Energy Drink''': Fucks with your atomic structure, making you invincible for a few seconds. Doesn't taste too good, either. Replaces the ''Pistol.'' | ||
| − | *'''[[Mr. Sandman|Sandman]]''': A [[Penis|wooden]] [[baseball]] [[bat]] that can stun opponents by swinging a ball at them before the Scout moves in and gets an easy kill. Aren't you supposed to walk the base when you get hit with the ball? Jesus, what has this sport become? Anyhow, replaces the ''Bat.'' | + | *'''[[Mr. Sandman|Sandman]]''': A [[Penis|wooden]] [[baseball]] [[dick|bat]] that can stun opponents by swinging a ball at them before the Scout moves in and gets an easy kill. Aren't you supposed to walk the base when you get hit with the ball? Jesus, what has this sport become? Anyhow, replaces the ''Bat.'' |
====Community==== | ====Community==== | ||
Revision as of 13:51, 3 May 2010
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The Scout originates from TF2 (Team Fortress 2) but is most likely to have been born in Brooklyn, New York City, New York.
He is capable of running at high speeds and also somehow is capable of jumping once in midair.
Appearances
The Scout is known to sing a number of tunes with the simple word "BONK", yet many don't know what it means, although, there are some suggestions:
- An acronym that stands for something.
- A secret code word only the known by the cast of TF2.
- A word that he says due to autism or tourettes.
- An onomatopeaia that has the same affect as other similar words like "BOOM".
- A thing that doesn't make real sense to society at all.
Relationships
He has been known to be an arch-rival of Heavy Weapons Guy stemming from an incident at Granary. No one has caught him to this very day, and he is wanted for Armed Murder and Grand Theft Sandwich. There aren't many female scouts, so he is currently single. However, his mom has been known for dating and having sexual relations with the Spy. OOOH, Faced!
Arsenal
Basic
- Scattergun: A semi-automatic shotgun, deadly at close range.
- Pistol: A...pistol, yeah. Nothing special here, move along.
- Bat: His metal baseball bat, signed with the forged signatures of Babe Ruth, Ken Griffey Jr. and Hank Aaron. Is caked in dried blood.
Update
- Force-A-Nature: A hunting shotgun that knocks around everything like crazy. Replaces the Scattergun, but it forces the Scout to be less aggressive in his tactics, as it can only fire twice before needing a reload.
- BONK! Energy Drink: Fucks with your atomic structure, making you invincible for a few seconds. Doesn't taste too good, either. Replaces the Pistol.
- Sandman: A wooden baseball bat that can stun opponents by swinging a ball at them before the Scout moves in and gets an easy kill. Aren't you supposed to walk the base when you get hit with the ball? Jesus, what has this sport become? Anyhow, replaces the Bat.
Community
- Crit-A-Cola: Also fucks with your atomic structure, but instead granting you Mini-Crits for a brief period, but on the down side, YOU also take Mini-Crits. Still doesn't taste good. Replaces the Pistol.
Catchphrases
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- EAT IT FATTY
- BONK
- BOINK
- BOMP
- YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, TOUGH GUY?
- WHOOOOO!
- YO, WASSUP?
- LISTEN BUDDY, GRASS GROWS, BIRDS FLY, SUN SHINES, AND BRUDDA, I HURT PEOPLE.
- I'M A FORCE OF NATURE.
- AW, MAN, LOOK AT THAT, BEAUTIFUL.
- I DUNNO WHERE TO START WITH YOU.
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?
- BASICALLY, KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
- IF YOU WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE FUCKIN' DEAD.
- LOOK AT THIS. JUST CAVED IN YOUR SKULL, MY BAT'S STILL DRY. NO CLUMPS OF HAIR, NOTHING!
- I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES! I EAT 'EM UP!
- NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!
- I AM PANCAKES!
- YOU ARE PANCAKES!
- SANDWICHES SUCK!
- DROP DEAD AND GIVE ME PANCAKES!
- HOME FREAKIN' PANCAKES!
- I. EAT. YOUR. PANCAKES! I EAT 'EM ALL!!
- IF YOU EAT PANCAKES, I'LL THROW IN 20 SANDWICHES ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
- MY BLOOD!! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!!
- THIS SUCKS!
This retarded version of the Scout is actually a Civilian in disguise.
Likes
- Sandwiches
- Bonking
- Bonking till his wrist hurts.
- Pancakes
Dislikes
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Bob Saget
- Sandviches
- Large women (unlike his mom).
Trivia
- Is literally a bastard.
- He likes to sing.
- Is somewhat of a wigger.
- Once Said "YEAH WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER AND SAY THAT TO MY DICK, TUFF GAL. BAWNK!"
- Always wears a hat with a microphone and headset, as he works a part-time job delivering Pizza.
- Rainbows make him cry. The only other person who can confirm this is the Spy.
- May have been an advertiser before he became a person in Team Fortress 2.
- When he watched Pickle Surprise, he actually laughed like a motherfucker. If he ever saw other peoples reactions to it, he'd laugh even harder!
