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**However, there is only [[1]] team that is actually undefeated: the 1972 Miami Dolphins (The 2007 New England Patriots tried to join this group, but they failed when they lost to the [[New York]] Giants in Super Bowl XLII.).
 
**However, there is only [[1]] team that is actually undefeated: the 1972 Miami Dolphins (The 2007 New England Patriots tried to join this group, but they failed when they lost to the [[New York]] Giants in Super Bowl XLII.).
 
***Likewise, there are only [[two]] teams that lost every single game of the season: the 1976 Tampa Bay [[Fuck|Buccaneers]] and the 2008 [[Detroit]] [[Doc Louis|Lions]].
 
***Likewise, there are only [[two]] teams that lost every single game of the season: the 1976 Tampa Bay [[Fuck|Buccaneers]] and the 2008 [[Detroit]] [[Doc Louis|Lions]].
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*Both [[John Madden]] and [[Hank Hill]] are '''huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge''' fans of this sport.
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**Infact, Hank at some points state that he hates the international version of football ([[YouTube Poop Soccer|Soccer]]).
 
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Revision as of 21:38, 17 November 2009

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A generic football.

American Football is a sport played with 22 total people, and 11 per team, though less people can play than that. The object of the game is for the offense to reach the opponent's end-zone, which is a touchdown (worth 6 points, or 7 in casual games). The offense must at least make it 10 yards for a 1st down in 4 plays, otherwise it is turned-over, and the other team gets the ball.

The sport is famously featured in the Super Mario World episode "The Yoshi Shuffle", where Mario thought that it would be a great way to teach the Cave Men organization and teamwork, after Stone Luigi chucked a stone football at him. Sadly, that didn't work, since the cave men are utter retards. Meanwhile, Luigi was turned into an Egg by Wizardheimer, and was used as a football in a game between the Dome Heads and the Koopa Carcass Crushers (won by the Dome Heads 7 to a big, fat, egg-shaped 0).

Trivia

  • It's a stone, Luigi. You Didn't Make It!!
    • It's a football!! I chiseled it!!!
      • Well?! What are you waiting for? Throw me a pass!!
        • It's even official size!!!
          • But not official weight!!!
  • There are thirty-two teams in the NFL (which is the professional sports league for this sport).
    • However, there is only 1 team that is actually undefeated: the 1972 Miami Dolphins (The 2007 New England Patriots tried to join this group, but they failed when they lost to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII.).
      • Likewise, there are only two teams that lost every single game of the season: the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the 2008 Detroit Lions.
  • Both John Madden and Hank Hill are huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fans of this sport.
    • Infact, Hank at some points state that he hates the international version of football (Soccer).