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(Un-fanboyifying. Oh, also, the company that made Vii was not called chintendo, and the person who wrote that bit on it was horribly stupi-misinformed. Oh hell this entire article is pretty bad.)
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== Also A Video Game Console! ==
 
== Also A Video Game Console! ==
Besides a weapon the Wii is also a video game console that has The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess, Super Mario Galaxy, [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]], [[Chad Warden|WarioWare: SHOVE IT UP YO ASS GAMES]], Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, [[Travis Touchdown|No More Heroes]], Zack & Wiki: The Quest For Barbaros' Treasure, [[shit|Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles]], [[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles]], Dead Space: Extraction, [[Halo|The Conduit]], [[MadWorld]], The House of The Dead: Overkill, Excite Truck, Excitebots: Trick Racing, [[Metal Slug|Contra Rebirth]], [[Shaq|Tiger Woods]]' PGA Tour 2010 ([[Yes|Yeah]] that's right, golf is actually enjoyable without [[Mario]] or [[Kirby]] for once.), Fragile: Farewell Ruins of [[The Moon]], Tales of Graces, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Red Steel 2, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, Gladiator A.D., [[Left 4 Dead|The Grinder]], New Super Mario Brothers Wii, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: The Other M, Metroid Prime Trilogy, [[Xbox 360|Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]: Reflex Edition, Real Heroes: [[Luigi|Fire]]fighter, Tatsu[[no]]ko Vs. [[Capcom]], [[Mah Boi|A Boy]] & His [[Pussy|Blob]], Klonoa: Door to Phantomile, and other stuff... and that doesn't includes video games from the Wiiware and Virtual Console, which consists of old-school video games from the NES/Nintendo Entertainment System, SNES/Super Nintendo Entertainment System, [[Nintendo|NINTENDO]] 64, [[Sega]] Genesis/Mega Drive, [[Sega]] Master System/Game Gear, [[Hudson Soft]]/NEC's TurboGrafx-16/CD, [[SNK]]'s Neo Geo arcades/system, Commodore 64, and the Virtual Console Arcade. It is also one of the best systems ever around the world, though [[Gay|hardcore]] gamers disagree. However, [[Gay|hardcore]] gamers are jackasses anyway that enjoy playing [[DOOM]] clones, and hate anything that isn't a [[DOOM]] clone.
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Besides a weapon the Wii is also a video game console that has The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess, Super Mario Galaxy, [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]], [[Chad Warden|WarioWare: SHOVE IT UP YO ASS GAMES]], Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, [[Travis Touchdown|No More Heroes]], Zack & Wiki: The Quest For Barbaros' Treasure, [[shit|Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles]], [[Resident Evil 4|Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles]], Dead Space: Extraction, [[Halo|The Conduit]], [[MadWorld]], The House of The Dead: Overkill, Excite Truck, Excitebots: Trick Racing, [[Metal Slug|Contra Rebirth]], [[Shaq|Tiger Woods]]' PGA Tour 2010 ([[Yes|Yeah]] that's right, golf is actually enjoyable without [[Mario]] or [[Kirby]] for once.), Fragile: Farewell Ruins of [[The Moon]], Tales of Graces, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Red Steel 2, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, Gladiator A.D., [[Left 4 Dead|The Grinder]], New Super Mario Brothers Wii, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: The Other M, Metroid Prime Trilogy, [[Xbox 360|Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]: [[Shit|Reflex]] Edition, Real Heroes: [[Luigi|Fire]]fighter, Tatsu[[no]]ko Vs. [[Capcom]], [[Mah Boi|A Boy]] & His [[Pussy|Blob]], Klonoa: Door to Phantomile, ALL FOR [[Pimpsahoy|FREE]]! Hell, even the overpriced roms and [[shit|shitty]] indie games from the Wiiware and Virtual Console.
 
[[Image:Img_01.JPEG|thumb|The cast of [[Lucky Star]] playing the Wii.‎]]
 
[[Image:Img_01.JPEG|thumb|The cast of [[Lucky Star]] playing the Wii.‎]]
  
== Beware of The Vii! ==
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Apparently, [[Nintendo]]'s latest console is so popular, it has imitators trying to cash in on the Wii's success. One of the main examples of this is the Chintendo Vii. It's ways of ripping off people is so oblivious, that not are they ripping off the name of the Wii, but they also ripped off the original company name of the Wii itself. If you see it or any other ripoff in a store, just don't buy it even if it was absolutely free.
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[[Image:Homebrew_channel_logo.png‎|thumb|left|The channel of [[Dopply|champions]] (Really, wants to PAY for roms? ... Or new releases.).]]
[[Image:Hdfggfdh.JPG|thumb|left|An example of an "[[90's Kid|Hardcore Gamer]]" bitching about so many video gimes for the Wii instead of an Xbox 360 or Playstation 3.]]
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UH! the boxes NO! you haven't seen the last of me.

The Nintendo Wii was the weapon used by Link to defeat Ganon. Though Gwonam believes that only Link can defeat Ganon it was actual proven that Link did not even do anything in the battle. The King of Hyrule also has a Wii, often asking how it can help things.


Also A Video Game Console!

Besides a weapon the Wii is also a video game console that has The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, WarioWare: SHOVE IT UP YO ASS GAMES, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, No More Heroes, Zack & Wiki: The Quest For Barbaros' Treasure, Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles, Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles, Dead Space: Extraction, The Conduit, MadWorld, The House of The Dead: Overkill, Excite Truck, Excitebots: Trick Racing, Contra Rebirth, Tiger Woods' PGA Tour 2010 (Yeah that's right, golf is actually enjoyable without Mario or Kirby for once.), Fragile: Farewell Ruins of The Moon, Tales of Graces, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Red Steel 2, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, Gladiator A.D., The Grinder, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: The Other M, Metroid Prime Trilogy, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare: Reflex Edition, Real Heroes: Firefighter, Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom, A Boy & His Blob, Klonoa: Door to Phantomile, ALL FOR FREE! Hell, even the overpriced roms and shitty indie games from the Wiiware and Virtual Console.

The cast of Lucky Star playing the Wii.‎


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The channel of champions (Really, wants to PAY for roms? ... Or new releases.).

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