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| − | Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with oils, herbs, sauce, and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[Spaghetti]] in the YouTube poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it. | + | Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Dry Bones|oils]], herbs, [[Cum|sauce]], and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[Spaghetti]] in the YouTube poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it. |
Outside of YouTube Poop, Pizza is a very popular food. | Outside of YouTube Poop, Pizza is a very popular food. | ||
Revision as of 19:14, 7 November 2009
Pizza is bread covered with oils, herbs, sauce, and cheese. Being not as popular as Spaghetti in the YouTube poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that someone will eat it.
Outside of YouTube Poop, Pizza is a very popular food.
People Who Eat Pizza
- Americans
- New Yorkers
- All forms of Mario.
- All forms of Luigi. (Especially Mama Luigi.)
- All forms of Mario.
- New Yorkers
- The Japanese
- The Nyanki/Samurai Pizza Cats
- Italians
- Yoshi
- M. Bison
- Froggo
- Dr. Robotnik
- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- King Hippo (Hell, he'd eat anything that's edible.)
- D.W.
- Wario
- Waluigi
- Falco Lombardi
- The Autobots (especially Optimus Prime and Bumblebee)
Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza
- Cheese (Of Course!)
- Pepperoni
- Sausage
- Anchovies
- Black Olives
- Garlic
- Various Vegetables
- Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will kill you if you get this topping on your Pizza.)
- Corn (That's mainly in Japan.)
- Eggs (Again, also in Japan.)
- Cats (According to a '70s Urban Legend from Tokyo about a former samurai who owned a pizza parlour, they had cat as a topping.)
Trivia
- There should only be 2 or 3 types of cheese on a pizza: Mozzarella, Provolone, and possibly Parmesan. No other cheeses should be put on a pizza, especially cheddar.
- Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the United States.
- M. Bison approves of this food, due to the fact that it is delicious!
- As do Yoshi, Froggo, and King Harkinian.
- The Samurai Pizza Cats make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas.
