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==History==
 
==History==
  
[[Morshu]] opened the Dinner Palace in 1967, attracting over 9,000 customers. Business boomed in the 1970's, reaching it's peak during the disco craze in 1977. Buisness was slow in the '80s. Computers were the next big craze but Morshu refused to modernize because he feared a computer/robot uprising. He sold the Dinner Palace to Rick Astley in 1985 for 200,000 rupees and 50 cans of lamp oil. The Restaurant was renamed "Rick's Rolls" but closed down 3 years later when Rick made his one hit wonder. Many forgot Morshu's Dinner Palace, often confusing it with King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace.
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[[Morshu]] opened the Dinner Palace in 1967, attracting over 9,000 customers. Business boomed in the 1970's, reaching it's peak during the disco craze in 1977. Buisness was slow in the '80s. Computers were the next big craze but Morshu refused to modernize because he feared a computer/robot uprising. He sold the Dinner Palace to Rick Astley in 1985 for 200,000 rupees and 50 cans of lamp oil. The Restaurant was renamed "Rick's Rolls" but closed down 3 years later when Rick made his one hit wonder. Many forgot Morshu's Dinner Palace, often confusing it with King Koopa's [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] until 1989, when it was destroyed.
  
 
==Famous Customers==
 
==Famous Customers==
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==Destruction==
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In 1989, after being abandoned for 2 years, the building was blown-up by [[Wolf O'Donnell]], just for the sake of destr[[Uctions|uction]]. The '60s-era building was completely demolished. Wolf would later be arrested by the Pennsylvania State Police for arson and destr[[Uctions|uction]] of private property. Today, the site that the Dinner Place once stood on is now the [[Soldier]]'s farm. Where King Harkinian used to eat [[dinner]] is now where cows take a [[shit]].

Revision as of 22:44, 22 August 2009

History

Morshu opened the Dinner Palace in 1967, attracting over 9,000 customers. Business boomed in the 1970's, reaching it's peak during the disco craze in 1977. Buisness was slow in the '80s. Computers were the next big craze but Morshu refused to modernize because he feared a computer/robot uprising. He sold the Dinner Palace to Rick Astley in 1985 for 200,000 rupees and 50 cans of lamp oil. The Restaurant was renamed "Rick's Rolls" but closed down 3 years later when Rick made his one hit wonder. Many forgot Morshu's Dinner Palace, often confusing it with King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace until 1989, when it was destroyed.

Famous Customers

  • King Harkinian (He ate there every day from the opening to the closing. He tried eating at "Rick's Rolls" once, but was fed up with being Rick Rolled every time he ordered)
  • Duke Onkled (Stopped eating there when he became Duke of Gamelon in 1977)
  • Gwonam
  • The Baker
  • Mayor Kravindish
  • Ganon
  • Impa

Destruction

In 1989, after being abandoned for 2 years, the building was blown-up by Wolf O'Donnell, just for the sake of destruction. The '60s-era building was completely demolished. Wolf would later be arrested by the Pennsylvania State Police for arson and destruction of private property. Today, the site that the Dinner Place once stood on is now the Soldier's farm. Where King Harkinian used to eat dinner is now where cows take a shit.