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IF YOU'RE DUMB TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUTZ TO COME TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS.
A highly offensive car commercial that was famously used by Boogidyboo in Toys Gone Wild.
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Big Bill Hell's Cars is obviously located in Baltimore, Maryland. It is the dealer where King Harkinian bought his AMC Pacer used in 1980, which he bought to run to Morshu's Dinner Palace, without consuming a lot of fuel. It is also where Wario bought the Wario Car (after his Trans-Am was destroyed in 1986).
Quotes
- "Fuck You Baltimore!"
- "If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmutz to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars."
- "Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Thieves!!!"
- "If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill, you can kiss my ass!"
- "It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guarenteed!"
- "If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!"
- "You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!!"
- "Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her!"
- "That's Right! We'll fuck your wife!"
- "Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six way to Sunday!"
- "Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's!"
- "Home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!"
- "How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment."
- "Don't wait, don't delay."
- "Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!"
- "Only at Big Bill Hell's: The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!"
- "Hurry up, asshole!"
- "This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!"
- "Go to hell!"
- "Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the state of Maryland. Guaranteed!"
- "Shove it up your ugly ass!"
- "Guaranteed!"
Trivia
- The commercial could also be found in Toys Gone Wild, where Buzz Lightyear watches the commercial and he wants to go there.
- Big Bill Hell's Cars is actually the complete opposite of Pickle Surprise.
