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| − | *In 1989, he [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] [[Mama Luigi]] for unauthorized use of a de-aging spell and a mind-erasing spell, both of which he had created and patented, on Yoshi, so that she could revise history. The judge ruled in favour of Wizardheimer, and ruled that Mama Luigi must cease with the magic, and pay him $1295.31 in damages. | + | *In 1989, he [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] [[Mama Luigi]] for unauthorized use of a de-aging spell and a mind-erasing spell, both of which he had created and patented in 1958, on Yoshi, so that she could revise history. The judge ruled in favour of Wizardheimer, and ruled that Mama Luigi must cease with the magic, and pay him $1295.31 in damages. |
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Revision as of 12:00, 9 June 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Wizardheimer is an eeeevil Koopa Wizard who holds people prisoners in the dungeon of his haunted house, located in a haunted woods, for no apparent reason. His favourite pastime is slaughtering everyone in sight, which he does with gusto, often cackling in a deluded manner the whole time. Often called an eggface, he once tried to take over the Youtube poop world with a seizure spell. He despises people who get his name wrong. Only Wizardheimer and Jafar know where the Cave of Uctions rests.
Quotes
- "Now! Plunge yourselves into that warp pipe!"
- "How do ya feel about BOB-OMBS?"
- "BOB-OMBS?"
- "Welcome to the dungeon of my haunted house, plumb-scum!"
- "Thats Wizardheimer! WIIIIIIIIIZARD-heimer!"
- "Because, Im an eeeeevil Koopa Wizard!"
- "I just LOVE to have people over to...HANG AROUND!"
- "What do you want, you prehistoric punk?!"
- "You ridiculous runt of a reptile!"
- "Take THIS, lizard lips!"
- "My magic wand! Ohhhhh...without it I'm powerless!"
- "Give me that wand back, yoooouuuu green-faced glutton! ...YOW!"
- "Hey, watch where you're going, EGGHEAD!"
- "YOU ARE!"
- "Sooo, what do you have to say NOW, egghead?"
- "Nyeuhehehehuhuhuhuh!"
- "THAT'S WWWWWWWIZARDHEIMER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER-ER!!!!"
- "I crown you, royal egghead!"
- "Oh, fuck you, Luigi!"
Other Crap
List of Known Spells
- Bob-ombius: Generates Bob-ombs
- Plungum: Forces people to plunge themselves into warp pipes
- BAAH: Fires geometric shapes at unsuspecting passerbys
- Marijuana: Magic drugs effect
- Volvicia: Revives the dead (With ginseng and gumarama)
- Labyrinthin: Creates labyrinths within books; taught to his protoje
- Zabacabadabra: Transforms user into a green tile; learned from Jafar, but is never used due to being useless
- Whateveryousaycaverat: Warps annoying cave kids into the dungeon
- Capapillus: Brings anal beads to life as Caterpillars
- Shoopuswhoopus: huge lazer beam
- Yaegghead: Turns the victim into an egg
- Koopasez: Hypnotizes target into exercising
- Psychic: 90 power, 100 accuracy, 10 PP, chance of lowering Sp.Def.
Likes
- Killing everything
- Laughing all the way,HAHAHA!
- Causing untold misery and strife
- Destruction
- Attacking Mario
- Turning people into eggs
- Putting people in his dungeon
- Thrakkorzog (Was his roommate in college.)
- Scaring Yoshi
- Raping Yoshi
- Scaraping Yoshi
- Anal beads
- Vibrating anal beads
- Omelettes
Dislikes
- Unsatisfying anal beads
- People knocking on his door
- Toasters
- Being called an eggface
- Stone Luigi
- Oogtar
- Being mistaken for Kamek
- Everyone, including you
- Anyone who doesn't get his name right
- The Purple Pervert
See also:
Trivia
- He is responsible for creating Caterpillars, which were originally a brand of anal beads.
- It's constantly argued if he claims he's named "Wizenheimer" or "Wizardheimer". For this sake, people just call him both.
- Is a popular figure in YTPMVs.
- He knows how to speak Spanish with a delightful Spanish accent
- He recently became a human for some reason and actually helped Mario and his friends drive King Koopa out of Cumalot.
- It is written, only he can defeat Mr. Koopas.
- Wizardheimer was to appear in Mario Kart 64; however, he was rejected because he couldn't stop throwing the development staff into his dungeon, so he was replaced with Donkey Kong.
- He's smarter than the average Koopa.
- He's a member of the KKK
- In 1989, he sued Mama Luigi for unauthorized use of a de-aging spell and a mind-erasing spell, both of which he had created and patented in 1958, on Yoshi, so that she could revise history. The judge ruled in favour of Wizardheimer, and ruled that Mama Luigi must cease with the magic, and pay him $1295.31 in damages.
Weaknesses
- Viacom
- Being jumped on
- Dark, Bug, and Ghost attacks
Death
- Wizardheimer reported died at 9:26PM on May 19, 2009 when he was trying to send a hex at his arch rival but got the pronunciation wrong causing his wand to exploed, killing him, and injuring Lemmy and Iggy. Iggy and Lemmy were in serious condition, but have stabilized. I.M. Meen, his pupil, saved him with a bottle of Volvic Revive, and Wizardheimer once again ravages the world.
