Naruto

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Naruto, also known as Narto, Nartuo, Naurto, Nuarto, Noratu, Narato, Naturot, Narutarted, Nosferatu, Anti-Uctions, NOT SchiavoneTheRichard (because he's just too awesome to be Naruto), Nuto (lol, sexual joke), Porno, Michael Jackson and Spaghetti is a fake ninja and aspiring Hokage who always likes to say "Believe it" whenever he thinks is necessary, which is most of the time apparently. He is one of few who can believe it's not butter. He is also hiding from Hinata after she got pregent. So far, Naruto is hiding in an island very far away from home.

Naruto's TRUE final words.

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Naruto in the past, attempting to rape his older self

Facts

Naruto actually never says "Believe it" as a catchphrase in the Japanese version of Naruto. In japanese he says "Dattebayo" which could have to possible meanings:

• termination in a japanese sentence mostly used by girls
• The Zeeky words in Japanese
• He's next on T-Reich's hitlist.
• I'm Jesus (ololo, no)

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Naruto taking a dump this is also the scariest thing on the planet

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ahh.. young love.

• HES 12 YEARS OLD YET GIRLS WANT TOO FUCK HIM BELIEVE IT (Hinata, Gay Luigi, Sakura)
• ALSO HES A FAG
• MOVED TO SAN-FRANSICO
• CAUGHT A BIG DISEASE
• Jiraiya is deluded into thinking Naruto is an arse he can fuck.
• The reason Suckura Hates him is because he ate all the cake and Cummed on her at her party.
• He bet his dignity in a game of Dance Dance Revolution with Daniel J D'Arby and lost when D'Arby rigged the game to play on VERY HARD mode, meaning Naruto had to walk around in his sexy Jutsu form naked to the delight of many.
• Intenseowl tried to kill naruto for beating him in naruto clash of ninja,but naruto got away with only his arm chopped of by Intenseowl's machette of death
• Will Rasengan You in the face!
• Akuma reckons Naruto's Sexy Jutsu doesn't make a bit of difference
• As talked about in Hasta Manunca, he got slayed by Zira who wants him.
• Won the "Most Annoying Anime Character" awards since 1999.
• about every 12 seconds someone has a wet dream about the female characters on naruto
• AfricanSanddog667 does NOT fap to naruto pr0n.
• [[No|Uctions however does.]]

Quotes

• Believe it.
• Thats my ninja way.
• Sexy Jutsu!!!!
• Pervy Sage!!!
• Rasengan!!!!!

Likes

• Ramen
• Sasuke
• 2girls1cup
• The BME Pain Olympics

Trivia

• In the Polish version of Naruto, he doesn't say "Beleive it!" he says the Polish word for

"Got it?". This is slightly less annoying. Plus, it sounds a bit more badass.

• gets raped a lot by a perverted homosexual pedophile

Porn Career

Naruto stars in "sexy and bad ninja boys weekly" usually it features him and susuke making out in sewage in the sewers.

Episode List

• 1.NARUTO JOINS THE NINJA RAPIST SPQUAD
• 2.AH OH HOMO HOBOS ATTACK THE GAY FORCE OF NARUTO
• 3.NARUTOS REVENGE ON SAKURA FOR ABUSING HIM NON STOP FOR THE LAST TWO EPISODES
• 4.KAKASHIS EVIL SECRET
• 5.NARUTO BREAKS UP WITH CHAD WARDEN OH THE HORROR
• 6.NARUOTS POOP AND CUM BRITHDAY BLAST
• 7.NARUTO AND HIP HOP GAYSTERS
• 8.NARUTO HOMO NINJA SLUMBER PARTY
• 9.NARUTO JACKS OFF TO 2GIRLS1CUP
• 10.ROCK LEE GETS DRUNK AND THINKS HIS MOM IS SAKURA SO HE FUCKS HER UP HER ASS AND NARUTO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS
• 11.NARUTO'S TRIP TO NEVERLAND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
• 12.NARUTO'S VOICE FINALLY BREAKS
• 13.FIRST (AND ONLY) EPISODE THAT DOES NOT HAVE SAKURA ABUSING NARUTO OVER 9000 TIMES A EPISODE
• 14.NARUTO AND THE MAGICAL WORLD OF AL GORE PORN
• 15.NARUTO 1 HOUR OF FAILURE! (WITH GUEST STAR RON JERAMEY)
• 16.NARUTO'S SMASH AND CRASH RAPEIN CLASS
• 17.NARUTO AND THE POOP THAT NEVER COMES OUT
• 18.NARUTO AND THE WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY NARUTO EPISODE NAME TAKE FOREVER TO READ I MEAN SERIOUSLY THE EPISODE NAMES ARE MORE LIKE THE DESCRIPTION RATHER THAN THE EPISODE TITLE!