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==Past==
 
==Past==
  
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The game begins as ChrisGendo wakes up and is forced out of the room on orders by MSkull01 to be taken to the roof and executed. As ChrisGendo is escorted by gunpoint, his would-be executioner attempts to open a door to the rooftop of the building, and is suddenly attacked and killed by an unseen force. ChrisGendo stumbles to a wash basin and regains his sight, discovering a scar on his left cheek and that he has amnesia. He then makes his way to the elevator shaft where he sees MSkull01 and his other assistant enter the elevator with [[The Irate Gamer]] in tow. It is revealed that [[The Irate Gamer]] is carrying a special stone that was taken from ChrisGendo and was expected to perform a ritual before handing it over to MSkull01. Something resembling a living scar rushes down towards the elevator, killing MSkull01's assistant. ChrisGendo gets off the elevator before it crashes to the first floor. He is then forced to climb down the elevator shaft and enters into a lower floor of the hotel where he meets a woman named [[Haruhi]], who is separated from another man stuck behind a door. After freeing the man by knocking the door down, [[Haruhi]] and the man follow ChrisGendo to find a way out through a hallway as it burns down, with ChrisGendo using a fire extinguisher to extinguish the flames. ChrisGendo finds a way out by jumping over a hole in the floor. Half way across, the man is "eaten" by a living scar and ChrisGendo is separated from [[Haruhi]]. ChrisGendo takes a gun off of a dead police officer in the next room. Immediately after this, the whole room begins collapsing around him, and ChrisGendo survives by grabbing onto a gargoyle sticking out of the side of the building. After ChrisGendo scales the side of the building and finds a way back into it, he reunites with [[Haruhi]]. After moving slightly closer to the hotel's ground floor, [[Haruhi]] is "eaten" by another living scar. After meeting up with a watchman called [[Gay Luigi]] and navigating through a dark room, they find [[Haruhi]] again, who has been possessed by a demonic entity. It kills [[Gay Luigi]] before turning its attention to ChrisGendo.
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It all begins on a snowy day on November 29, 1986.
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Another tranquil day in the life of ChrisGendo, who's been living a peaceful
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life in his birthtown Yokosuka.
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But this is all about to change...
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ChrisGendo comes running home, and immediately notices something is wrong.
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A black car has wrecked the wooden sign next to the entrance of the
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Hazuki Dojo. ChrisGendo walks in, where he sees the housemaid [[Mama Luigi]] lying on
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the ground. ChrisGendo helps her up, but she tells him that antitommy is in danger.
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ChrisGendo continues to the dojo, just when MSkull01 is wildly thrown out.
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The student tells ChrisGendo to hurry in.
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When ChrisGendo enters the dojo, he is immediately held back by two men dressed in
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black. His father, antitommy, is confronted by a mysterious man in a long green
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coat. "Where is the mirror?" the man asks. antitommy refuses to tell him, and a
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fight begins. Even though antitommy is a master in the martial arts, the man
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manages to dodge all his attacks and strikes him down with a powerful
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roundhouse kick.
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ChrisGendo tries to attack the man, but is immediately struck to the ground by
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a powerful blow.
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antitommy lies on the floor, and even though he has realized that he is no
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match for the stranger, he still refuses to tell him about the mirror.
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The man than picks up the hurt ChrisGendo, and threatens to kill him. antitommy
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immediately tells him where the mirror is. The man drops ChrisGendo, and turns to
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antitommy. "Do you remember [[RetardedAnimeParody]]? That's the name of the man you killed
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in [[Hyrule]]!" "It can't be... you!" antitommy replies. The man tells antitommy to
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stand up, allowing him to die like a warrior. As antitommy tries to hit the man
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in a desperate attempt, the man dodges his blow and strikes antitommy in the
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abdomen with both of his hands. antitommy falls to the ground, unable to get up.
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The men in black walk in, carrying a stone mirror with a Dragon engraved
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on it. "[[NS2]], we have it." Without a single emotion on his face,  
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[[NS2]] walks out and leaves the dojo.
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ChrisGendo, still hurt, crouches to his father and holds him in his arms as he
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speaks his last words "Keep friends... those you love... close to you!"
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antitommy dies, leaving ChrisGendo alone.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===

Revision as of 16:19, 6 November 2008

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.


Recent photo of ChrisGendo

In brief

He sucks

History

ChrisGendo (real name: Edward Carnby) started out on youtube, originally making AMVs and then really crappy fandubs. He first discovered poop when looking up hentai on youtube (sad but true), which resulted in finding RetardedAnimeParody's account in late 2006. Interest in the style of videos sparked from then on and as of recently he considers himself to be an actual pooper. His first poop was make in early 2007 and was only online for a day due to negative comments with people complaining why it wasn't a crappy fandub. The video contained Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, Kingdom Hearts, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. He then made another poop using Link: Faces of Evil in the summer of 2007. It was full of AIDS, fail, and wasn't even uploaded on his own account.

Past

It all begins on a snowy day on November 29, 1986. Another tranquil day in the life of ChrisGendo, who's been living a peaceful life in his birthtown Yokosuka.

But this is all about to change...

ChrisGendo comes running home, and immediately notices something is wrong. A black car has wrecked the wooden sign next to the entrance of the Hazuki Dojo. ChrisGendo walks in, where he sees the housemaid Mama Luigi lying on the ground. ChrisGendo helps her up, but she tells him that antitommy is in danger. ChrisGendo continues to the dojo, just when MSkull01 is wildly thrown out. The student tells ChrisGendo to hurry in.

When ChrisGendo enters the dojo, he is immediately held back by two men dressed in black. His father, antitommy, is confronted by a mysterious man in a long green coat. "Where is the mirror?" the man asks. antitommy refuses to tell him, and a fight begins. Even though antitommy is a master in the martial arts, the man manages to dodge all his attacks and strikes him down with a powerful roundhouse kick. ChrisGendo tries to attack the man, but is immediately struck to the ground by a powerful blow. antitommy lies on the floor, and even though he has realized that he is no match for the stranger, he still refuses to tell him about the mirror. The man than picks up the hurt ChrisGendo, and threatens to kill him. antitommy immediately tells him where the mirror is. The man drops ChrisGendo, and turns to antitommy. "Do you remember RetardedAnimeParody? That's the name of the man you killed in Hyrule!" "It can't be... you!" antitommy replies. The man tells antitommy to stand up, allowing him to die like a warrior. As antitommy tries to hit the man in a desperate attempt, the man dodges his blow and strikes antitommy in the abdomen with both of his hands. antitommy falls to the ground, unable to get up. The men in black walk in, carrying a stone mirror with a Dragon engraved on it. "NS2, we have it." Without a single emotion on his face, NS2 walks out and leaves the dojo.

ChrisGendo, still hurt, crouches to his father and holds him in his arms as he speaks his last words "Keep friends... those you love... close to you!" antitommy dies, leaving ChrisGendo alone.

First poop seen

Tigerzord's head falling off for five minutes straight by Tetsuo9999 (at least of what's still online)

First poop made

The King Wants Links Stuff For Dinner (on a different channel)

Style

As of recently, ChrisGendo tends to have a quick paced style that usually focuses on one or several sources, and not often mixing the sources together too much; usually focusing on one source and then going to another (for example in his video "Money", it starts off with Air and then moves over to a game called "Sword of the Berserk"), and usually only have one repeating joke if any. The videos contain alot of Stutter Loops and some Ear rape. ChrisGendo used to focus on Sentence Mixing and stupid bleep sounds until he got Sony Vegas, now he makes AIDS-less poops.

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

Prefered Tech

  • Sony Vegas 9.0

Dislikes

Reception

ChrisGendo was never very popular as a pooper, and most people who subscribe to him only like his crappy fandubs.

Criticism

  • Some people have complained when he uploads a short, one second video clip for no reason.
  • Or when a video isn't a crappy fandub.

Achievements

  • On his very first channel (called flclrocks678), he had a hentai trap video that gained 60,000 views within a few hours.
  • RetardedAnimeParody, who influenced ChrisGendo to make poop, has subscribed to his videos and rates them 5's, which gives ChrisGendo pride in his own work.

Associates

In Real Life

  • antitommy

Online

Influences

Fans

Poop Listing

Other Information

Trivia

  • ChrisGendo's first channel was banned by TBS for his crappy Clannad fandubs. His current channel is called ChrisGendoAlt
  • Works in Database Management
  • Is asexual as of late (So I don't actually like hentai anymore. Seriously.)
  • Used to make crappy fandubs
  • He doesn't have your stone, and fuck you anyway!
  • Used to be a troll on the website redvsblue.com
  • Used to be a /b/tard, let alone a rabid 4chan user, but grew out of it after turning 16
  • Lied about being asexual
  • Doesn't like his crappy fandubs
  • He USED to be asexual, though, it was just a phase.
  • HE'S THE LIGHT BRINGER, HE'S THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

Links

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