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Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald | Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald | ||
He later met [[Sora]] and joined his quest against [[Wizardheimer]] him beacuse he thinks he is hot. | He later met [[Sora]] and joined his quest against [[Wizardheimer]] him beacuse he thinks he is hot. | ||
| − | Eventually, He was killed by Wizardheimer´s sezure magic, but then, [[George the Volcano]] accidentaly dropped some [[Volvic Revive]] on him and he came back to life as good as new!(unfortunately) | + | Eventually, He was killed by Wizardheimer´s sezure magic, but then, [[George the Volcano]] accidentaly dropped some [[Volvic Revive]] on him and he came back to life as good as new!(unfortunately) He is known to enjoy learning for yearning. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
Revision as of 10:57, 12 December 2007
This article is filed under Characters.A stupid dog, seal, your face creature who usally gets killed by a falling rock OVER AND OVER AGAIN He dies in teh battle for the internetz by Wizardheimer He is suposedly friend of Sora But SOra actually hates him. He enjoys carcassing Robotnik´s penis and his greatest dream is to marry Gay Luigi. He was diagnosed with Mental Retardation when he was born. He has a son named Max who may or may not be illegitamate. His full name is George Geef, Benjamin Goof, or Goofy Goof depending on what Disney's Retcon O' The Day is.
Childhood
Goofy was found ditched as a newborn due his mental retardation and left at the outskirts of the Coney Island Disco Palace. Was later found by Dr Rabbit who raised him as his own son. During his 1st school year, he fell in love with Donald and started to follow him everywhere since then After his adoptive father attempted to shove a toothbrush up his ass, Goofy ran away from home and into Donald´s house where he hid himself in the basement.
Teenager years
Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years, he barely passed any subject but Mickey mouse bribed the teachers to pass him. He got in fights with Jafar and met his platonic love Gay Luigi for the first time. At college, his room colleagues were Donald and Ganon He graduated from the Robotnik academy as an elite Diploma Dope
Recent years
Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald He later met Sora and joined his quest against Wizardheimer him beacuse he thinks he is hot. Eventually, He was killed by Wizardheimer´s sezure magic, but then, George the Volcano accidentaly dropped some Volvic Revive on him and he came back to life as good as new!(unfortunately) He is known to enjoy learning for yearning.
Likes
- Gay Luigi
- Hanging out with Sora
- Raping Sora
- Licking Sora
- Saying totally dumb things
- Protecting the world border (ORDER!)
- Picking up monkey crap
- Donald
- Robotnik
Hated by
- Sora
- Donald
- Polnareff
- Hol Horse
- Fat Mario
- Ord
- Dio Brando
- Sonic
- Shadow
- Silver
- Wizardheimer
- Neji
- Hinata
- Kenshiro
- Q
- Gregg
Trivia
- His favourite flavour of ice cream is cum
