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*Made a cameo in [[Home Alone]] 2: Lost in New York, in a scene in which he helped [[Kevin McCallister]] find the lobby of the Ding, Dang, Dong hotel.
 
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*"I just grab 'em by the pussy."
 
*"Down the hall and to the left." (Said to [[Kevin McCallister]] in [[Home Alone]] 2: Lost in New York while helping him find the lobby in the Ding, Dang, Dong hotel)
 
*"I'd like to take some money out of her fatass pockets."
 
*"Rosie O'Donnell's disgusting, I mean both inside ''and'' out."
 
*"If ''I'' were running the view, I'd fire Rosie, I mean I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of her's, I'd say "Rosie, you're fired!"."
 
*"Waldo, you're the best son money can buy!"
 
*"Look; without Derrick Zoolander, male-modeling wouldn't be what it is today."
 
*"My new game is Trump: The Game."
 
*"I think you'll like it!"
 
*"Together, [[McDonald's|Grimace]], we could own this town."
 
*"I WILL BE THE GREATEST PRESIDENT THAT GOD EVER CREATED, I TELL YOU THAT!"
 
*"We'll have to start by building a wall; a big, beautiful, powerful wall."
 
*"...I started off in Brooklyn; my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars..."
 
*"Nobody has more respect...for women than ''I'' do...nobody..."
 
*"Speaking of mosquitoes...HELLO, [[Hillary Clinton|HILLARY]], HOW ARE YOU DOING?"
 
 
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Name: Donald Trump
Sex: Male
Age: 70
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): President-Elect/Real Estate Tycoon/TV host
Played By: Himself, RideTheCatfish

Donald J. Trump is an American businessman and current President-Elect of the United States, having defeated Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Presidential Election, best known for his hotels and his TV show "The Apprentice".

In 2011, using his money, he partly took over Youchew.

Takeover of Youchew

In the year 2011, Donald Trump, with the aid of his money and his power to fire people, took over Youchew. When he took over Youchew, he fired the staff, made shop items expensive so only he could afford them, and plastered his face on a few sub-forums, which he declared to be "powered by Donald Trump, approved by Donald Trump". No word on what his plans are, but rumours range from renaming the site "Trumpchew" to bulldozing Youchew to build a hotel.

In seriousness, it was actually just RidetheCatfish, who had changed his name, in the same vein as Dopply's name change to pimpsahoy.

2016 Presidential Election

In 2015, Donald Trump started his campaign for the Republican party nominee for President of the United States, running against Republicans Ted Cruz, John Kasich, and some other people. In 2016, Donald Trump was officially chosen as the party nominee. His campaign, which bears the slogan, "Make America great again", has seen a lot of controversy due to issues such as his many statements regarding minorities, unrestrained approach to public speaking. Supporters of his are known as Trumpeters.

In the ensuing Presidential Election, Donald Trump defeated Hillary Clinton 306 to 232, winning in key states such as Pennsylvania, Florida, Ohio, and even encroaching on normally blue states such as Wisconsin and Michigan.

Trivia

  • Previously ran for the Republican presidential candidacy in 2012, but later withdrew.
  • Once had a feud with Rosie O'Donnell.
  • In reality, he has actually gone in to debt a few times.
  • Occasionally feuds with Robotnik when he fires the very people that Robotnik gives promotions.
  • Once fired former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich from the Apprentice, among other celebrities.
  • In the '80s, Donald Trump actually had his own board game, called "Trump: the Game", which bore the slogan "It's not whether you win or lose, but whether you win." Unfortunately, it only sold 800,000 copies, though this didn't stop Donald Trump from later updating it with the new slogan "I'm back and you're fired!"
  • In 2015, 3 users dressed up as Donald Trump for Halloween, prompting the one-time creation of the "Donald Trump" staff.
  • You're fired!
  • Will make America great again.
  • Made a cameo in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, in a scene in which he helped Kevin McCallister find the lobby of the Ding, Dang, Dong hotel.

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