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Paris is a city in [[France]] that is considered to be "The City of [[Love]]" to some people (others, though, say that is [[Philadelphia]]). It also has the Eiffel Tower, which is one of the Seven Modern Wonders of the World, if not one of the candidates for them. They mostly have [[The Simpsons|cheese-eating surrender monkeys]] as citizens of this otherwise glorious city. [[Claude Frollo]] wants to burn this place down all because of one person.  
 
Paris is a city in [[France]] that is considered to be "The City of [[Love]]" to some people (others, though, say that is [[Philadelphia]]). It also has the Eiffel Tower, which is one of the Seven Modern Wonders of the World, if not one of the candidates for them. They mostly have [[The Simpsons|cheese-eating surrender monkeys]] as citizens of this otherwise glorious city. [[Claude Frollo]] wants to burn this place down all because of one person.  
  
[[Glass Joe]] is despised in this city, because he sucks so much.
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[[Glass Joe]] is despised in this city, because he sucks so much. [[Adolf Hitler]] is also hated there for conquering Paris, but it was France's fault in the first place.
  
[[Adolf Hitler]]'s also hated there for conquering Paris, but it was France's fault in the first place.
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Paris, along with northern France, also happen to be the setting of Pokemon X and Y, which are located in the Kalos region.
  
 
==List of Those Who Live Here==
 
==List of Those Who Live Here==
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*[[Tom & Jerry]] (At least, back when they were in the French Revolution.)
 
*[[Tom & Jerry]] (At least, back when they were in the French Revolution.)
 
*[[Cheese]]-[[The Simpsons|eating surrender monkeys]]
 
*[[Cheese]]-[[The Simpsons|eating surrender monkeys]]
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*[[Pokemon|The characters of the 6th generation of Pokemon]]
 
*On second thought, just [[:Category:Characters - French|click right here.]]
 
*On second thought, just [[:Category:Characters - French|click right here.]]
  
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*[[Little Mac]] (Just to beat [[Glass Joe]].)
 
*[[Little Mac]] (Just to beat [[Glass Joe]].)
 
*[[Doc Louis]] (Just to see Little Mac beat Glass Joe.)
 
*[[Doc Louis]] (Just to see Little Mac beat Glass Joe.)
*[[Yoshi]] (Left because the stench was too intense, especially for his sensitive nose.)
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*[[Yoshi]] (On vacation with Birdo. Left after Birdo was raped by [[Claude Frollo]].)
*[[Birdo]] (Never came back after being [[rape]]d by [[Frollo]].)
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*[[Birdo]] (See Yoshi)
 
*[[Adolf Hitler]] (Was kicked-out by the [[America|A]][[Canada|l]][[Britain|l]][[Australia|i]][[France|e]][[U.S.S.R.|s]].)
 
*[[Adolf Hitler]] (Was kicked-out by the [[America|A]][[Canada|l]][[Britain|l]][[Australia|i]][[France|e]][[U.S.S.R.|s]].)
  

Revision as of 09:55, 14 July 2014

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Glass Joe in his hometown of Paris.
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Adolf Hitler in Paris, after conquering France during World War II.

Paris is a city in France that is considered to be "The City of Love" to some people (others, though, say that is Philadelphia). It also has the Eiffel Tower, which is one of the Seven Modern Wonders of the World, if not one of the candidates for them. They mostly have cheese-eating surrender monkeys as citizens of this otherwise glorious city. Claude Frollo wants to burn this place down all because of one person.

Glass Joe is despised in this city, because he sucks so much. Adolf Hitler is also hated there for conquering Paris, but it was France's fault in the first place.

Paris, along with northern France, also happen to be the setting of Pokemon X and Y, which are located in the Kalos region.

List of Those Who Live Here

People Who Have Vacationed Here

Trivia

  • One place that many people visit besides the Eiffel Tower is the building of Notre-Dame.
    • Coincidentally, some people (such as Claude Frollo) have lived and/or visited that place.