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|nationality=Philippines
 
|nationality=Philippines
 
|realname=Girom Christian N. Calica
 
|realname=Girom Christian N. Calica
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|sources=See preferred sources
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|sources=My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
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GiromCalica is a guy that cannot think of a job to pick, so he chose video editing instead. He likes everything that isn't [[gay]] or [[emo]]. He gets sources unknown or such to his friends or youtube users.
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GiromCalica HAS RETURNED AND IS NOW WEIRDER AND FUNNIER THAN BEFORE AND IDOLIZES "IMAPERSON" AND CHRIDDOF
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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==Style==
 
==Style==
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He was using video sources and mixing them to make it look epic. That is why he likes [[Imaperson]], due to his epicness.
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He currently makes <s>educational and understandable</s> weird and funny videos, as he idolizes Chriddof [[two|too]] much.
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
  
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*God of War
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*My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ('''FOREVER''')
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*[[Ed]], [[Edd]], n [[Eddy]]
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*Osama Bin Laden 9/11 Anniversary
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*[[Link]] and [[Zelda]] [[CD-i]]
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*Chriddof
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*Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
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*The Mask
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]]
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*Madness Combat
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*Army Men Sarge's Heroes
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*Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
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*[http://madnesscombat.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Madness Combat]
 
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*[http://www.playwithbali.com/ Bali]
 
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*Roblox videos from [http://www.youtube.com/user/Shedletsky Shedletsky]
 
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*Osama bin Laden ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUiNiB2yVCQ His 911 anniversary tape])
 
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*[http://www.krinkels.net/index_audio.html Madness Combat Music] (O RLY?)
 
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*[[I.M. Meen]]
 
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*Philippine related stuff, just to make it look epic.
 
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*Arashi [[No]] Yoru Ni
 
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*Dragon's Lair 3D [[4|for]] PS2 intro
 
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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===Preferred Images===
 
===Preferred Images===
  
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*Hubble [[toast]]
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*'''EVERYTHING ELSE HE WANTS I DUNNO'''
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*Mei
 
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*Osama Bin Laden
 
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*[[King Harkinian]]'s Head
 
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*[[Imaperson|Umbrella]]
 
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*[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/vonschlippe/cityscape Cityscape by Vonschlippe]
 
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*[http://blog.airasia.com/media/users/ruel1210/facade.jpg Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA)]
 
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*[[Sinutab Skull of Death]]
 
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*[http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk6.jpg Nuclear Bomb]
 
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*[[List of Pokemon|Certain Pokemon]]
 
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*Other pictures.
 
  
 
===Preferred Software===
 
===Preferred Software===
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===Likes===
 
===Likes===
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*[[Toast]]
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*[[Bagel]]
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*My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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*[[Giygas]]
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*His anus
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*[[AIDS]]
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*[[Bob|Bill Quack]]
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*[[Dinner]]
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*Hillsong
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*[[Pokemon]]
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*His [[British]] classmate
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]] ([[Heavy Weapons Guy|SO MUCH BLOOD!!]])
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*[[Spiderman|EVERYTHING]]
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*[[Shit]]
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*[[Spaghetti|Pasta]]
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*Grand theft auto
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*[[KFC]] (As long as Scootaloo is inside of it)
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*His Subscribers
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*Ponies
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*[[Jesus Christ]]
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*The word "Penis"
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*[[God]]
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*A rock (WHICH IS HIS DESTINY)
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*Mei (He killed Zeus with a [[toast]]er)
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*Ninja Assassin
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*[[Ed]], [[Edd]], n [[Eddy]]
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*[[Roblox]]
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*Kicking [[Balls]] (When one's legs '''OPEN WIDE''')
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*Everyone and Everything (Except those in the Dislikes section)
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*[[McDonalds]]
 
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*[[M. Bison]]
 
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*[[Touhou Project|Flandre Scarlet]]
 
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*[[Dinner]]
 
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*[[Jesus Christ|Christianity]]
 
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*His [[Touhou Project|own]] computer
 
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*[[Cum]]
 
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*[[GLaDOS]]
 
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*Anything that isn't [[Spaghetti|raw pasta]]
 
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*Cheese (Not the [[Shit|shiet]] and toaster flavor)
 
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*Cute things (Example: [[Pussy|Cats]])
 
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*Bali
 
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*Bantuatha (For giving him ideas)
 
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submachine The Submachine Series]
 
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*[[Nothing|01001110011011110111010001101000011010010110111001100111]]
 
  
 
===Fears===
 
===Fears===
 
*Cockroaches
 
*Cockroaches
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*[[Death]]
 
 
*Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
 
*Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
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*Being fucked on
 
 
*The Apocalypse
 
*The Apocalypse
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*<s>[[Giygas]]</s> '''[[sex|FUCK]] THAT, HE AIN'T SCARY'''.
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*The ghost from this game called "Darkness Episode [[3]]" (Now used in his videos to make fear turn into funny)
 
*[[Satan|THE DEVIL]]
 
*[[Satan|THE DEVIL]]
 
*[[Nothing]].
 
*[[Nothing]].
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
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*[[I.M. Meen]] (He [[Fuck|raped]] almost everything and everyone, including Mei, [[Happy Tree Friends|Shifty]], a chair, [[you]], [[Bridget]], [[Steak]], himself, ALL OF THE GODS OF OLYMPUS, Bali {Wait a minute, BALI RAPED MEEN INSTEAD!!}, Carl Johnson, the recycle bin, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Element_117 Element 117], and many others.)
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*[[The Magic School Bus]] (Because [[TheChutley]] scolded him, saying "[[Sex|Fuck]] that [[shit]]ty bus I hope carlos [[Captain Falcon|punches]] Ms. Frizzle in the [[Your Face|face]]")
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*[[Twilight]]
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*pwn3d99
 
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*[[Hitler]]
 
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*Basket[[Balls|ball]]
 
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*[[Lucky Star]] (Due to loss of inspiration of making a [[youtube poop]], thou he has a lot of sources about it)
 
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*[[Satan]] (As evil as [[Ganon]])
 
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*[[Porn]] ([[Boobs|Nipples]] and [[Penis|vagina]] exposed do not make his penis go up)
 
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*solidfreak123
 
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*His [[Touhou Project|own]] Computer (When it lags, stops responding, or crashes)
 
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*[[Emo]] people (Except for [[Emo Luigi]])
 
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*[[Gay]] people (Except [[Gay Luigi]])
 
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*All Disney Villains (Except [[4|for]] [[Claude Frollo]] and Atticus T[[Chewfag Girls|horn]])
 
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*Scatman and Let the Bodies Hit the Floor music (It was most often used by Pivot animators)
 
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*[[Touhou Project|Flandre Scarlet]] (When she breaks his toaster with a Soccer [[Balls|Ball]])
 
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*The [[Shredder]]
 
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*[[Masturbating]] at an early age
 
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*<s>[[You|Your]] [[Face]]</s>
 
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*Being Called "[[Gay]] [[God|Lord]]" and "[[Stuff|Machete]]"
 
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*Dogs
 
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*[[Dinner|Football]] Stoners
 
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*Being the last [[1|one]]
 
 
*Trolls
 
*Trolls
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*Overused [[Chuck Norris]] jokes
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*Justin Bieber
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*Overused [[sex]] jokes
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*Being called "cute"
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*Noobish videos
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*People saying "I love you and I want to marry you" to him
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*'''HIS PAST VIDEOS'''
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*Life
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*Bantuatha (when he is forcing GiromCalica to make videos that he wanted)
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*[[Die|Death]]
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*When he takes a [[shit]] and the water from the toilet splashes to his [[balls]] or into his [[ass|anus]]
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*All Disney antagonists
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*Anything that has Barbie on it
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*Dora the Explorer
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*Mr. Thatcher's Anus
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*[[Hetai|Porn]]
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
 
*[[Imaperson]]
 
*[[Imaperson]]
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*<s>64Marjo64</s> '''FUCK HIM, HE RETIRED.'''
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*Chriddof
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*[[CommanderGwonam]] (Not as much as Imaperson)
 
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
*MegaUltraSuperThingy
 
*MegaUltraSuperThingy
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*Madness Combat Fans
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*[[Happy Tree Friends]] Fans
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==Achievements:==
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*Zombies
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*Cunningman45 subscribed to him
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*[[Jason Voorhees]]
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*SandwichAndCereal subscribed to him
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*[[Retards]] who don't know how to make videos
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*Made the longest Youtube Poop tennis battle against MegaWolfClub, as he (GiromCalica) currently made the 26th round
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*His real life friends
 
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*Killers
 
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*Hentai Lovers
 
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*[[Penis|Dicks]]
 
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*Trolls
 
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*[[Big Cheese]] with [[Cheese]]
 
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*Himself (Wait, what?)
 
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
 
Undefined
 
Undefined
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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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* He is the one that has HALF of his whole comments with thumbs up (Due to the Justin Bieber jokes, saying stuff that were correct, and other stuff).
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*Penis.
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*He uses Madness Combat as a Youtube Poop source.
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*He is currently making an RHG character.
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*He wanted to have many video sources, like [[Imaperson]].
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*He succeeded at breaking the [[Yes|natural laws of reality]] and now is the wearer of The Mask.
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*He got premium softwares without paying. [[Image:Submachine.JPG|thumb|This is the [[GLaDOS|portal]] in his loose [[Wizardheimer|tile]]. Must [[Beeswax|be]] because the house where he [[love|lives]] in was [[Vegeta|9000]] years old or was tested by scientists...]]
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*He has a humongous appe[[Boobs"tit]]e, as he can eat 15 slices of pizzas in one bite.
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*He doesn't go outside that much so he stays making videos.
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*Because of ponies, he failed at [[No|the first grading of High School]]
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*He doesn't play games so much. Instead, he uses parts of a game and make a youtube poop out of it (Ex: God of War, Grand Theft Auto).
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*If he gets the camera he wants, he promised to make "CALICAQUEST".
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*He was once a fan of [[Lucky Star]]. Ironically, he could not make a Youtube Poop out of it. He now BLAMS (meaning for hates) Lucky Star.
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*He is a neighbor to many
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*He uses Hypercam2 when he cannot get the video source at Youtube or other websites.
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*Despite his crazy and weird behavior, he can act like a [[Royal|rich]] [[Spy|Gentleman]]
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*It is rumored that one of his cousins are [[gay]] (SO [[Sex|FUCKING]] GAY THAT HIS COUSIN WANTS TO HAVE A SEX TRANSPLANT).
 
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*Once invented the '''P.I.N.G.A.S.''' agency, but that idea was stolen by a <s>nice handsome person</s> fraud that said to him "Sir, [[I]] thank you for this idea, but I'm going to steal it [[Retard|for the name of my new website]] I promise I'll give [[you]] a shout out ok?"
 
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*Was the one who heard Rick Astley's song "[[Chowder|Never]] [[Ganon|Gonna]] [[Pudding|Give]] [[You]] [[Penis|Up]]" music for [[Vegeta|OVER 9000]] minutes and STILL lived.
 
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*Was the one that collects video sources to be epic.
 
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*Proves that [[4]] x [[1]] is equals to a [[Insane Clown Posse|clown]] with a [[Fire|flamethrower]].
 
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*Was the neighbor of [[I.M. Meen (character)|book masturbating wizard]], Osama Bin Laden, Bali, and [[Fat Mario]]. Well, only in his mysterious [[GLaDOS|portal]] basement in one of his loose tile.
 
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*'''FOREVER''' hates pwn3d99, a [[Sex|fucking]] [[Shit|crap]] [[bitch]].
 
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*Can eat a whole banana in just [[1|one]] bite.
 
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*Killed a Stone using a [[Birds|bird]].
 
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*Likes Justin Bieber so much he hates him.
 
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*[[Die|Kills]] those that don't like his ideas.
 
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*Can turn [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] into salt.
 
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*'''[[Yes|Was a rich person]]'''.
 
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*Has never ever been in [[love]] with [[Female|women]]. Even [[Bridget]].
 
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*He is the MOST undefined human in Earth. [[2|Second]] to [[Q]].
 
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*Was given a [[promotion]] by [[Dr. Robotnik]] for giving gold that was dug from Antamok, Philippines.
 
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*Accidentally shot a [[Insane Clown Posse|serial killer]] with a P90 after giving cake.
 
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*It is rumored that he ([[ass|Acc]]identally) murdered the guy who was supposed to murder him.
 
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*He choked [[Arthur Read]] with a [[Penis|Dildo]] because he (Arthur) [[Bomb|bombed]] his house, but he (Arthur) pretended to be dead so GiromCalica would go away and throw his body in the [[Aladdin|desert]].
 
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*He had a [[Gun|pistol]] named Terry. She was a good gun that her [[shit|bullets]] can pierce through [[DIE]]amond.
 
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*He may someday make a video about himself.
 
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*For some odd reason, he says he ate the things some people lost. Was proven false when he said it was a joke.
 
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*O o
 
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*/¯/___________________________ (\__/)
 
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*DOWN WITH BUNNY!! BLAAAAAARGH!!(0_o;)
 
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*\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (=)_(=)
 
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*He IS fat.
 
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*He has given [[Emo Luigi]] some suicide attempts the other day. Here is the list:
 
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** March 15, 2011 - Shows [[Happy Tree Friends|Flippy]] an [[Gun|M16]]. Failed as he accidentally pulled the trigger and killed that Psycho.
 
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** March 15, 2011 - (A few seconds later after last one) Shoots himself WITH the [[gun|M16]]. Failed as it was out of ammo after the last attempt.
 
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** March 18, 2011 - Hanging in the MOST powerful rope, and in the most perfect height. Failed as the ceiling cannot hold [[Emo Luigi's]] weight and cracked open.
 
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** March 24, 2011 - Jumps into the Lion's Den. Failed as Daniel was in there and saved him.
 
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** March 25, 2011 - Drinks Poison. Failed as it was [[Cold One|Tequila]] and became drunk.
 
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** March 28, 2011 - Jumps into [[The Pit]]. Failed as he was thrown back up.
 
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** March 28, 2011 - (After 3 Minutes) Jumps into [[The Pit]] AGAIN. Failed as it was where Gabu was jailed in.
 
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*He is a secret poet and rapper.
 
  
 
===What he learned at school===
 
===What he learned at school===
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*[[Jesus Christ|Christianity]]
 
*[[Jesus Christ|Christianity]]
 
*[[Toast|Computer]]
 
*[[Toast|Computer]]
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==Editing Massacre?==
 
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He [[die|massacres]] some pages to make it like what he wanted, but most return to their original parts. After realizing the mess and destruction he made at the Chewiki, he now rarely does these. Because he found out that some of his edits criticize people... and himself. (WAIT, WHAT?)
 
  
 
==Words often used for funny stuff==
 
==Words often used for funny stuff==
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He often speak these words:
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*[[Penis]] (He claimed it as an important word for poetry)
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*Osama Bin Laden (When someone asks him "Who *insert evil deed here*?")
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*[[Pony]]
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*Mei (When there is random stuff)
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*[[Dinner]]
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*Gabu (See Mei)
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*[[
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*Muhammad Ali (When he heard boxing related stuff)
 
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*Justin Bieber (When someone asks him who he hates)
 
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*Twilight (^^'''SAME AS ABOVE'''^^)
 
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*Newleaf ('''[[WRONG]]!!''')
 
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*[[Dinner]] (When he wants to GetALife)
 
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*[[Fat Mario|Sheesh]] (When something bad happened to him or something)
 
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*[[Sus|WEEW]] (When someone says We?)
 
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*LAL (When it is funny)
 
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*LOL (See LAL)
 
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*Mah Boi (When he can't do anything)
 
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*[[4|For]] (When he heard it)
 
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*Mem (For nothing)
 
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*Sus (For nothing again)
 
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*[[Demoman|IN HELL!!]] (Again, FOR NOTHING)
 
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*Rear (Again, again, FOR NOTHING)
 
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*ROAR (See Rear)
 
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*Other looping sounds
 
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*THECAKEISALIE
 
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*'''OPEN WIDE!!''' (When ones legs open wide)
 
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*[[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen's]] intro song
 
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===

Revision as of 02:40, 11 September 2011

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
User.jpg  This article is about GiromCalica, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.


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Name: GiromCalica
Real Name: Girom Christian N. Calica
Sex: Male
Age: 13
Country: Philippines
Preferred Sources: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

In brief

GiromCalica HAS RETURNED AND IS NOW WEIRDER AND FUNNIER THAN BEFORE AND IDOLIZES "IMAPERSON" AND CHRIDDOF

History

Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December 2009. After that, he shares the word of youtube poop.

Style

He currently makes educational and understandable weird and funny videos, as he idolizes Chriddof too much.

Preferred Sources

  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (FOREVER)
  • Osama Bin Laden 9/11 Anniversary
  • Chriddof
  • The Mask
  • Madness Combat
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Preferred Methods

Preferred Images

  • EVERYTHING ELSE HE WANTS I DUNNO

Preferred Software

Sony Vegas Pro 8

Likes

  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  • His anus
  • Bill Quack
  • Hillsong
  • His British classmate
  • EVERYTHING
  • Pasta
  • KFC (As long as Scootaloo is inside of it)
  • Ponies
  • The word "Penis"
  • A rock (WHICH IS HIS DESTINY)
  • Ninja Assassin
  • Roblox
  • Everyone and Everything (Except those in the Dislikes section)

Fears

  • Cockroaches
  • Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
  • The Apocalypse
  • The ghost from this game called "Darkness Episode 3" (Now used in his videos to make fear turn into funny)
  • THE DEVIL
  • Nothing.

Dislikes

  • Twilight
  • Trolls
  • Justin Bieber
  • Being called "cute"
  • People saying "I love you and I want to marry you" to him
  • Life
  • Death
  • All Disney antagonists
  • Anything that has Barbie on it
  • Dora the Explorer
  • Mr. Thatcher's Anus
  • Porn

Influences

Fans

  • MegaUltraSuperThingy

Achievements:

  • Cunningman45 subscribed to him
  • SandwichAndCereal subscribed to him
  • Made the longest Youtube Poop tennis battle against MegaWolfClub, as he (GiromCalica) currently made the 26th round

Other Information

Undefined

Trivia

  • Penis.
  • He is currently making an RHG character.
  • He succeeded at breaking the natural laws of reality and now is the wearer of The Mask.
  • He has a humongous appeBoobs"tite, as he can eat 15 slices of pizzas in one bite.
  • Because of ponies, he failed at the first grading of High School
  • If he gets the camera he wants, he promised to make "CALICAQUEST".
  • He is a neighbor to many
  • Despite his crazy and weird behavior, he can act like a rich Gentleman

What he learned at school

Words often used for funny stuff

Links

Youtube account

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