The Joker

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Damn stupid, sexy Joker!

The Joker (possible real name Jack Napier) is a villain from the Batman comic book series, best known for his appearences in the 1966 Batman movie based off of the TV show played by Cesar Romero, the Tim Burton 1989 Batman film played by Jack Nicholson, Batman: The Animated Series, voiced by Mark Hamill and the recent film, The Dark Knight, played by the deceased Heath Ledger. He loves balloons and gets pissed when other people steal them. Hell, he even shot one of his own henchmen because of Batman doing it. Despite his gay makeup/chemical colors, the Joker himself is not gay due to him at one point telling Batman to never rub another man's rubharb.

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If you were expecting an article about this guy, too bad.

Quotes

• "Never rub another man's rubharb. Eheheheh..."
• "Well, I think it's time to retire. Feel free to drop in!"
• "HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!!"
• "You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier."
• Vicki Vale: "What do you want?" Joker: "My face on the one dollar bill."
• "What are you laughin' at?"
• "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
• "It's simple. Kill the Batman."
• "Wanna see a magic trick?"
• "Hi."
• "Jingle smells, Batman bells
  Robin got laid
  The Batmobile lost an egg
  And the Joker got a Wii!!!"

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He hates it when you have to explain the joke to him.

• "Why so serious?"
• "WATCH YOUR PINGAS!!!"
• "Well... this is the beginning of the end for Batin and Robman."
• "Well..."
• "This is the end of the beginning!"
• "This is the end of the end!!!"
• "Aw, shit! Here we go again."
• "So I shit myself."
• "SO! They laugh at my boner, will they!? I'll show them! I'll show them how many BONERS The Joker can make!"
• "How about a fuckin' magic trick?"
• "I'm going to make this pencil disappear."
• "TA-DA! It's gone!!"
• "The surenos have plans, the Amazing Atheist has plans, hell even Fred has plans."
• "You know they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little Youtube worlds."
• "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
• "Become the Joker, exclusively on Playstation 3."
• "Just shoot him?!"
• "I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!"
• "They laugh at my boner, will they?!!"
• "This new emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned the word 'Boner'!"
  • "Good shoot!"

Trivia

The animated version of the Joker.

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The Joker once mistook a gun for a fish.

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NOT The Joker! Rather, it's the rare form of Frollo's called Frollo Joker.

• Joker has killed the following:
  • His own boss, Rupert Thorne.
  • One of his henchman.
  • Bob.
  • A black criminal.
  • Another black criminal.
  • A Batman Impersonator.
  • Rachel Dawes
  • A female judge.
  • A random African law-enforcer.
  • Michael Jackson
  • Robin (Shocking, isn't it!?)
  • Jason Todd (A.K.A., the second version of Robin.)
  • Tim Drake (A.K.A., the third version of Robin.)
  • The Nostalgia Critic (During their "Card" phases.)
  • The Joker himself (Wait, what?!)
• Joker attempted to kill the following:
  • Batman.
  • Several civilians.
  • More black people.
  • Harvey Dent.
  • Muhammad Ali
  • Robin.
  • Commissioner Gordon.
  • Fred. (Though why he failed at the end is a mystery.)
  • Jesus Christ. (olo, no.)
  • Chuck Norris
• Joker was killed by the following people:
  • Batman.
  • Al Sharpton.
  • Jesus Christ. (lol, wut?!)
  • Genjuro Kibagami.
  • You.
  • Deathstroke.
  • Flippy
  • The Penguin.
  • YouTube.
  • Robin. (Was a temporary sidekick with the Joker at the time.)
  • The Internet Norteno.
  • Me.
  • Bali (By accident)
  • Dracula. (Actually, he just made him his minion, but it's close enough.)
  • The Joker himself. (WAIT, WHAT?!)
• However, the pain of his name is also Batman.

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Why shoot the Batman when I can use very complex, yet easy-to-escape traps to my disposal?

• Is not skilled in close combat in the 1989 film.
• Is skilled in close combat in Batman: The Dark Knight.
• Doesn't really want to kill Batman. He would be nothing if Batman died. See the The Dark Knight movie.
  • The Joker from the 1989 film, tries to kill Batman to be with Vicki Vale.
• He just recently befriended Lex Luthor, becoming the first person to do so.
• He's born as an agent of chaos.
• Once decided to try and team up with Deathstroke to destroy Batman once and for all.
• On the Playstation 3's version of Batman: Arkham Asylum, you could actually play as the Joker.
• In "The Batman", he ended up being an African.
• His appearance in The Dark Knight gave him a lot of fangirls. Shame considering he'd likely kill them all.
• Both he and Deathstroke (Or in the Teen Titans' case, Slade.) have the most deadliest, funniest, and coolest fatalities in the Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Universe game. (Too bad it got censored in the U.S.A.... FFFFFFFFFF...)
• Almost succeeded in killing AVGN but in a fit of rage, got several shitty Batman games shoved up his arse.