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Revision as of 12:12, 28 April 2010
Ludwig "Kooky" Von Koopa (B. 1968) is very cruel and evil, he was once the second head of the Schutzstaffle, only taking orders from Heinrich Himmler, and Adolf Hitler. He is the eldest of all the koopa kids.
Likes
- Iggy
- Larry
- Nazi Germany
- Adolf Hitler
- Heinrich Himmler
- The Master/Aryan Race
- Chocolate
- Burger King
- Classical Music
- Militaristic Japan
- Fascist Italy
- Naziism
- Adolf Hitler
- Being surrendered to.
- Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus"
- Being rocked by Amadeus.
- The song "Lili Marlene"
- KISS Symphony
- Playing the fun game called "stuff your boobies down the drain."
- The fact that he is in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
- His New Super Mario Bros. Wii voice actor.
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Dislikes
- Being Called Kooky
- Being mistaken for a scientist.
- All music recorded after 1945, with two exceptions.
- Morton
- Communism
- The Deutsche Demokratische Republik
- Africans
- Jews
- Asians
- Homosexuals
- Lemmy
- Bowser Jr.
- France
- Roy for DiC making him older.
- DiC for making Roy older than him.
- Post-War Japan
- Synthesizers
- Synth Music (Unless it is "Rock Me Amadeus.")
- Disco
- Hippies
Story
Ludwig Von Koopa was the second-in-command of the Nazi Army, but after Hitler hung himself, Ludwig assumed control. In a battle with the Soviet Army, he was captured, and was hung.
In the '60s, he was reincarnated as the eldest son of King Koopa, and now serves a re-animated Hitler in a second attempt to conquer sie vorld fir Deutschland (Which is failing miserably, so far, as the only place they have control over is Stuttgart).
Criminal Record
- Planting a bomb that killed over 9000 Jews and an Asian in April of 2009.
- Killing Jewish girls while in bed.
- Robbing Wal-Mart.
- Telling all black people to leave said Wal-Mart over the intercom.
- Serving a re-animated version of Hitler.
- Rape
- Escaping from jail.
- Was accused of aiding King Dedede in the theft of the 600 pizzas from Mona Pizza.
- Setting fire to Hebrew towns.
- Attempting to kill Bowser Jr., but was excused because Jr. was already dead (But nobody liked him anyway.).
- Bestiality
- Necrophilia
- Sending death threats to Democrats who voted for Health Care Reform.
- Stealing lots of records, compact discs, and cassettes that he hates, then burning them (both literally and figuratively).
- Stealing tax rebate money.
Death
During the war, Ludwig tried to keep the army going after Hitler hung himself, but was arrested by the Allies. He was hung in 1945. 23 years later, in 1968, he was reincarnated as one of King Koopa's 8 children.
Misc.
- He is addicted to French fries.
- In fact, he thinks that he could change history if he had a little bit of French fries involved.
- Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
- His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
- He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
- Aided Inuyasha in defeating Ronald McDonald.
- He got a cool sounding voice for New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
- In the period between Hotel Mario and the 3rd revival of Adolf Hitler, Ludwig got a job with the military, and was stationed in Japan. There, he learned to flutter jump by watching Yoshies. After Hitler's 3rd revival, he left the military to serve his fuehrer.