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*Was once killed by Soldier's [[Falcon Punch]], only to be brought back to life because it's used to that sort of thing.
 
*Was once killed by Soldier's [[Falcon Punch]], only to be brought back to life because it's used to that sort of thing.
 
*Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing its axe like a guitar to [[Soulja Boy|shitty rap music]].
 
*Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing its axe like a guitar to [[Soulja Boy|shitty rap music]].
*[[Medic]] has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in [[team fortress]] must end.
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*[[Medic]] has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in [[Team Fortress]] must end.
 
*Has a potential immunity to [[Super AIDS]]. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
 
*Has a potential immunity to [[Super AIDS]]. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
 
*Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
 
*Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
 
*Looks like [[Half-Life: Opposing Force|Adrian Shepard]].
 
*Looks like [[Half-Life: Opposing Force|Adrian Shepard]].
*Is oftened debated if it is a man or woman under that baggy suit.
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*Its gender is often the subject of debate and nobody is quite sure on who exists under that baggy suit.
 
*Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, ''My Bloody Valentine''.
 
*Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, ''My Bloody Valentine''.
 
*Owns a pink purse, as shown in [[Team Fortress 2]].
 
*Owns a pink purse, as shown in [[Team Fortress 2]].
 
*If you get a kill with this class, people will burn up with anger pretty easily. Heh heh, [[No|get it?]] Burn up? Pyro? Heh heh, eehh...
 
*If you get a kill with this class, people will burn up with anger pretty easily. Heh heh, [[No|get it?]] Burn up? Pyro? Heh heh, eehh...
*He's a flamer. Lol, another fire joke...
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*It's a flamer. Lol, another fire joke...
 
*Has the same voice actor as the [[Spy]], ironically.
 
*Has the same voice actor as the [[Spy]], ironically.
 
*Worked with the [[Demoman]] on the pyrotechnics for [[KISS]] in the '70s and early '80s.
 
*Worked with the [[Demoman]] on the pyrotechnics for [[KISS]] in the '70s and early '80s.
===A serious debate on the Pyro's gender===
 
*SHE'S a flamer, you idiot.
 
*Oh hush, you don't know that. Nobody knows anymore.
 
*I know, but I won't tell you because I love confusing you.
 
*THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET I WIN
 
*OH, [[You|YOU]] CLEVER BASTARD!!!
 
*Actually, it's a robot.
 
*I say that since the game doesn't allow us to see any of characters genitals, none of them have genders at all.
 
*...[[Spy]]?
 
*[[Ed|INCORRECTION!!!]] Pyro is the [[Linkara|Enema!!! (It's like enemy... only... messier!)]]
 
  
 
==See Also==
 
==See Also==

Revision as of 05:18, 22 January 2010

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Pyro in his usual spandex.
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The RED Pyro, unmasked.

The Pyro (gender unknown) is the arch-enemy of the Soldier. Its hobbies including burning things, setting things on fire, and killing people with its flamethrower.

Pyro's main dislike is being blown up (which happens A LOT).

Arsenal

Basic

  • Flamethrower: Used short-range for burning his enemies to a crisp. Can also blow people back.
  • Shotgun: Ugh, another shotgun...anyhow, used for slightly longer ranges.
  • Axe: A novelty from Pyro's time as a failure of a firefighter, now for hacking open your ribcage instead of a locked door.

Updates

  • Backburner: Replacing your Flamethrower, it does more damage when you burn the backs of enemies at the expense of your airblaster.
  • Flare Gun: Can set distant foes aflame. Replaces the Shotgun.
  • Axe-tinguisher: Does less damage normally then the Axe, but does 100% crit damage when they're on fire. You'd figure the barbed wire alone would do more damage, right?

Quotes

  • AHAHAHAHAHA OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
  • OW
  • MMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMOOOOKMM MM

Trivia

  • Is one of the three only people Dan Hibiki has ever defeated, the others being Chuck Norris and Barry Scott.
  • Was once killed by Soldier's Falcon Punch, only to be brought back to life because it's used to that sort of thing.
  • Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing its axe like a guitar to shitty rap music.
  • Medic has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in Team Fortress must end.
  • Has a potential immunity to Super AIDS. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
  • Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
  • Looks like Adrian Shepard.
  • Its gender is often the subject of debate and nobody is quite sure on who exists under that baggy suit.
  • Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, My Bloody Valentine.
  • Owns a pink purse, as shown in Team Fortress 2.
  • If you get a kill with this class, people will burn up with anger pretty easily. Heh heh, get it? Burn up? Pyro? Heh heh, eehh...
  • It's a flamer. Lol, another fire joke...
  • Has the same voice actor as the Spy, ironically.
  • Worked with the Demoman on the pyrotechnics for KISS in the '70s and early '80s.

See Also