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*Is the mentor and teacher of the [[Spy]]. | *Is the mentor and teacher of the [[Spy]]. | ||
*He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten coolest video game characters in video game history. | *He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten coolest video game characters in video game history. | ||
| − | *He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man]], [[Duke Nukem|the King of Katamari Damacy]], [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[Dead or Alive|Ryu Hayabusa]], yet he was defeated by [[sex|Lara Croft]], [[you|Dante from Devil May Cry]], [[Link|Cloud Strife]] (Which I think is [[ | + | *He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man]], [[Duke Nukem|the King of Katamari Damacy]], [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[Dead or Alive|Ryu Hayabusa]], yet he was defeated by [[sex|Lara Croft]], [[you|Dante from Devil May Cry]], [[Link|Cloud Strife]] (Which I think is [[WRONG]]!), and [[Captain Falcon|Duke Nukem]]. |
*His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare. | *His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare. | ||
*When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake, which also happens to be the codename of his father. | *When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake, which also happens to be the codename of his father. | ||
Revision as of 18:02, 29 December 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Does Solid Snake really need to be explained?
Sexuality
Snake has been openly bisexual for most of his life following Metal Gear Solid. This was first hinted at in a biography of his life written by the famed author Terry Pratchett, which states that although he is "so obviously gay with Otacon", he is also "so obviously straight with every woman he ever meets". He told Otacon that he was bisexual, which Otacon quickly spread all over the Internet. Snake didn't mind that, and reveals his sexuality to every attractive male he sees.
Quotes
- You know him?
- METAL GEAR!!
- By...farting. Are you kidding me?!
- Damn!
- How deep does it go?
- Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off!
- How about we capture one so we could see what they taste like!
- Are You Kidding Me!?
- It must be a female.
- Colonel, It's me! I'm fighting myself!
- Raiden!
- Damn Kid.
- Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing!
- I FEEL ASLEEP!
- You've got a nice butt.
- Infinite ammo.
Trivia
- Is a very stealthy person, often seen by his neighbors sneaking through his yard past his gardeners.
- Is the mentor and teacher of the Spy.
- He was ranked 5th place in Screwattack's top ten coolest video game characters in video game history.
- He was ahead of Guile, Mega Man, the King of Katamari Damacy, Earthworm Jim, and Ryu Hayabusa, yet he was defeated by Lara Croft, Dante from Devil May Cry, Cloud Strife (Which I think is WRONG!), and Duke Nukem.
- His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare.
- When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake, which also happens to be the codename of his father.
- In Metal Gear Solid 4, he became Old Snake. Old Snake was Snake, but older.
- He can recognize people based on the way they walk.
- He has a very solid snake.
- Hates Sonic the Hedgehog for no apparent reason. Probably because Sonic was invitied to go to the olympic games with Mario instead of him.
- Snake? What's going on?!
- Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
