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*Do not play this [[shit]]e game. Play something better, like [[DOOM]]. | *Do not play this [[shit]]e game. Play something better, like [[DOOM]]. | ||
*The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]], and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, [[you]] have been warned. | *The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]], and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, [[you]] have been warned. | ||
| − | *All Halo fans rate anything that's not Halo a low score, creating [[Retard|retards]] like IGN. Halo fans especially hate the [[Wii]] and [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|SSBB]]. Halo fans are often despised among the gaming community, full of people who play [[DOOM|REAL GAMES]]. | + | *All Halo fans rate anything that's not Halo a low score, creating [[Retard|retards]] like IGN, Gamespot, and [[AVGN|Game]][[Screwattack|Trailers.]] Halo fans especially hate the [[Wii]] and [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|SSBB]]. Halo fans are often despised among the gaming community, full of people who play [[DOOM|REAL GAMES]]. |
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Revision as of 13:51, 7 November 2009
Halo was originally released for the Xbox developed by Bungie. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
Why it's called Halo
Well that's an obvious one. Most of the game(s) takes place on a ringworld known as, big surprise, Halo. Need I go on?
Characters
- Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green "SPARTAN" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
- Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask?
- The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from space!
- The Flood - A parasite...from space!
- The Arbiter - An alien...from space!
Trivia
- The sequel, though makes only subtle references to, the Marathon series, also made by Bungie.
- Chad Warden refers to it as Gaylo.
- The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) Princess Peach from the Mario series, as well as Zoey from Left 4 Dead. No really, she did.
- David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in Star Fox Assault.
- Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist Travis Touchdown, as well as the Medic in Team Fortress 2.
- Do not play this shite game. Play something better, like DOOM.
- The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, you have been warned.
- All Halo fans rate anything that's not Halo a low score, creating retards like IGN, Gamespot, and GameTrailers. Halo fans especially hate the Wii and SSBB. Halo fans are often despised among the gaming community, full of people who play REAL GAMES.
