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| − | '''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox. '''Halo''' is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell. | + | [[Image:Ringworld.jpg|thumb|Halo boxart.]] |
| + | '''Halo''' was originally released for the Xbox developed by ''Bungie''. '''Halo''' is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell. | ||
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| + | ==Why it's called Halo== | ||
| + | Well that's an obvious one. Most of the game(s) takes place on a ringworld known as, big surprise, Halo. Need I go on? | ||
== Characters == | == Characters == | ||
| − | *[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green [[King Leonidas| | + | *[[Master Chief]] - The main character of the game dressed in green "[[King Leonidas|SPARTAN]]" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff. |
*Cortana - A digital women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet. Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo''', but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like '''Tatl''' from ''Majora's Mask''? | *Cortana - A digital women in [[Master Chief]]'s helmet. Cortana is like the [[Navi]] of '''Halo''', but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like '''Tatl''' from ''Majora's Mask''? | ||
*The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from [[The Moon|space]]! | *The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from [[The Moon|space]]! | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *The sequel, though makes only subtle references to, the ''Marathon'' series, also made by Bungie. | ||
*[[Chad Warden]] refers to it as ''Gaylo''. | *[[Chad Warden]] refers to it as ''Gaylo''. | ||
*The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) [[Princess Peach]] from the [[Mario]] series, as well as Zoey from [[Left 4 Dead]]. No really, she did. | *The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) [[Princess Peach]] from the [[Mario]] series, as well as Zoey from [[Left 4 Dead]]. No really, she did. | ||
Revision as of 03:38, 31 August 2009
Halo was originally released for the Xbox developed by Bungie. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
Why it's called Halo
Well that's an obvious one. Most of the game(s) takes place on a ringworld known as, big surprise, Halo. Need I go on?
Characters
- Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green "SPARTAN" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
- Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask?
- The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from space!
- The Flood - A parasite...from space!
- The Arbiter - An alien...from space!
Trivia
- The sequel, though makes only subtle references to, the Marathon series, also made by Bungie.
- Chad Warden refers to it as Gaylo.
- The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) Princess Peach from the Mario series, as well as Zoey from Left 4 Dead. No really, she did.
- David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in Star Fox Assault.
- Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist Travis Touchdown, as well as the Medic in Team Fortress 2.
- Do not play this shite game. Play something better, like DOOM.
- The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, you have been warned.
