Benedetto

This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

  Benedetto is a major contributor to YouChew's news page.

The best character in the entire Zelda franchise, according to Benedetto.Name: Benedetto
Real Name: Jacob
Sex: Male
Country: USA

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First Poop: It's long gone, thank goodness.
Year Started: 2008

In Brief

Benedetto, also known as “Ben”, is a member of the prestigious YouChew Forums and a former pooper from way back in the day. And when I say “way back in the day”, we’re talkin’ circa 2008. That’s back when Barack Obama had just been elected.

For whatever reason, Benedetto was also made a member of the Writing Staff in 2015.

History

Ben actually made YTPs way back when the medium was still kinda new. He was also on the forum under a different account for a while, and disappeared around 2009 for personal reasons. Since then, he wants nothing to do with that particular chapter in his internet life. It’s kind of embarrassing.

Now, Ben was never particularly good or popular as a pooper, as many, if not most of his videos were fad-related. The few actual YTPs that he did make (maybe 5, depending on how generous your use of the term YTP is) were nothing to write home about and have long since been deleted from YouTube, along with the account that originally posted them. You aren’t missing much.

After a hiatus for several years, Ben returned to the forums in late December 2012. At first, he posted little and was an unfunny chucklehead. Since then, he has joined the Writing Staff, participated in several Secret Santa projects, and is marginally more recognizable on the forum. But he’s still an unfunny chucklehead.

In April 2017, he came out of retirement and made a YTP for the first time in years.

Possible photograph of Ben.

Articles

• Navy Boot Camp (Part 1)
• Navy Boot Camp (Part 2)
• 007 Retrospective: From Russia With Love
• 007 Retrospective: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
• 007 Retrospective: Moonraker
• 007 Retrospective: The Living Daylights
• 007 Retrospective: Tomorrow Never Dies
• YouChew's the Best of the Year - 2014
• 007 Retrospective: Quantum of Solace
• Review: Star Wars: The Old Republic
• Review: Lord of the Rings Online
• Terminator Retrospective (Part 1)
• Terminator Retrospective (Part 2)
• Terminator Retrospective (Part 3)
• Terminator Retrospective (Part 4)

Trivia (Things that you probably don't care about)

• Ben is a Protestant Christian, albeit a deeply imperfect one.
• He’s from Texas, and he will point that out every chance he gets.
• For a time, he was in the United States Navy (see also: Yoshit and Essemkay). He will also point this out every chance he gets.
• From what is known, he’s the biggest fan of the Texas Longhorns on the entire forum. Anyone who says otherwise has never met him.
• You’re most likely to find him in the Forum Games, Off Topic, or Art & Images sections. If you see him in any of the YTP sections, alert the mods, because something is wrong.
• He’s the worst Cards Against Humanity Card Czar you will ever play with.

Likes

• Coffee
• Sleeping in
• Christian Apologetics
• American Football
• Malon
• Writing
• Drawing

Dislikes

• Ask him.

Associates (AKA people that seem to put up with him)

• Biodegradable
• Crazy Luigi
• Dark Fox
• DiscoGlacier
• LaVie_CestLol
• ravinrabbid123
• ReaderGamerSinger
• The Pope
• TVBPoop
• UltraJooshFunStuff
• Waymu
• zacheatscrackers
• (Add yourself if you care to.)

Links

• YouTube Profile
• YouChew Profile