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| − | ''There is no time. Your [[sword]] is enough. -[[Gwonam]]'' | + | ''There is no time. Your [[sword]] is enough. - [[Gwonam]]'' |
A sword is a weapon for cutting that contains a long blade and a handle, and is usually stored inside a sheath worn on one's side, unless in combat. Swords were used by and can be found in many different cultures around the world. | A sword is a weapon for cutting that contains a long blade and a handle, and is usually stored inside a sheath worn on one's side, unless in combat. Swords were used by and can be found in many different cultures around the world. | ||
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Swords are a very sharp weapon, and if one doesn't take great care in usage, or tries to fight without skill, they can literally [[die]] by the sword. | Swords are a very sharp weapon, and if one doesn't take great care in usage, or tries to fight without skill, they can literally [[die]] by the sword. | ||
| − | One can also put their eye out. | + | One can also put their eye out. Oh, and also, [[Trip Fisk|SWORDS WILL FUCKING CUT YOU WIDE OPEN]]. |
==Users of Swords== | ==Users of Swords== | ||
*[[Link]] | *[[Link]] | ||
*[[Ganondorf]] | *[[Ganondorf]] | ||
| + | *[[Zero]] (Lightsaber) | ||
*Knights | *Knights | ||
*Samurai (Katanas) | *Samurai (Katanas) | ||
*Ninjas (Sometimes.) | *Ninjas (Sometimes.) | ||
| − | **[[Orochimaru]] | + | *Smaug(His teeth, swords) |
| − | *[[Soldier|Officers in | + | **[[Orochimaru]] (He has a sword which is held in the mouth of a snake inside his tongue. Seriously.) |
| + | *[[Soldier|Officers in militaries.]] (Especially in the [[America|U.S.]] [[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|Marine Corps]].) | ||
*Various other warriors. | *Various other warriors. | ||
*[[:Category:Royal Characters|Monarchs]] | *[[:Category:Royal Characters|Monarchs]] | ||
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*[[Megatron]] ([[Energon]] Lightsaber) | *[[Megatron]] ([[Energon]] Lightsaber) | ||
*Bludgeon | *Bludgeon | ||
| − | *[[Grimlock]] ([[Fire]] | + | *[[Grimlock]] ([[Fire]] Sword) |
*[[Darth Vader]] (Lightsaber) | *[[Darth Vader]] (Lightsaber) | ||
*Dante | *Dante | ||
*Kratos | *Kratos | ||
| − | *Zelda( | + | *[[Zelda]] (Though all she does with her sword is drop it.) |
| − | *That chick from Kill Bill | + | *That chick from Kill Bill. |
*Marth | *Marth | ||
*Roy | *Roy | ||
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*Harry Potter | *Harry Potter | ||
*He-Man | *He-Man | ||
| + | *[[Chumlee]] | ||
*[[Meta Knight]] | *[[Meta Knight]] | ||
*[[Kirby]] | *[[Kirby]] | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Yoshi]]mitsu |
*Mitsurugi | *Mitsurugi | ||
| − | *Kaijin no Soki | + | *Kaijin [[no]] Soki |
| + | *[[Demoman]] (the Eyelander) | ||
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| + | ==Disliked by== | ||
| + | *[[trip fisk|Trip Fisk]] | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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*[[Enough]] | *[[Enough]] | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Weapons]] |
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:27, 26 June 2015
There is no time. Your sword is enough. - Gwonam
A sword is a weapon for cutting that contains a long blade and a handle, and is usually stored inside a sheath worn on one's side, unless in combat. Swords were used by and can be found in many different cultures around the world.
Link is known for using a sword in battle, and Gwonam claims his sword to be enough. Link brought his shield to Koridai anyway.
It is one dash away from "S-word".
Warnings[edit]
Swords are a very sharp weapon, and if one doesn't take great care in usage, or tries to fight without skill, they can literally die by the sword.
One can also put their eye out. Oh, and also, SWORDS WILL FUCKING CUT YOU WIDE OPEN.
Users of Swords[edit]
- Link
- Ganondorf
- Zero (Lightsaber)
- Knights
- Samurai (Katanas)
- Ninjas (Sometimes.)
- Smaug(His teeth, swords)
- Orochimaru (He has a sword which is held in the mouth of a snake inside his tongue. Seriously.)
- Officers in militaries. (Especially in the U.S. Marine Corps.)
- Various other warriors.
- Monarchs
- Queen Elizabeth II's Guard
- Murderous Psychopaths (Sometimes.)
- Sol Badguy
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Kenshin Himura
- Hayate Ayasaki (Who even uses Kenshin's sword style.)
- Megatron (Energon Lightsaber)
- Bludgeon
- Grimlock (Fire Sword)
- Darth Vader (Lightsaber)
- Dante
- Kratos
- Zelda (Though all she does with her sword is drop it.)
- That chick from Kill Bill.
- Marth
- Roy
- Spinal
- Harry Potter
- He-Man
- Chumlee
- Meta Knight
- Kirby
- Yoshimitsu
- Mitsurugi
- Kaijin no Soki
- Demoman (the Eyelander)
