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==History==
 
==History==
  
Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!
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No one knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!
  
 
Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]].
 
Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]].
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===Style===
 
===Style===
  
It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc.
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It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc. Regardless of what style Vorhias has used, he's always been just outside the level of mainstream (As far as YTP is concerned anyway) acceptance, always flying just enough under the radar.
  
Vorhias has a few trademarks that he's incorporated into many of his poops.
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One recurring element that has come into existence in recent times, is Vorhias will occasionally make meta-jokes towards the concept of YouTube Poop itself. (Examples: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie complaining how the word [[Spaghetti]] has been taken away from them, (Chocolate Plums) or a sitcom audience laughing at Bob The Tomato saying [[Cum]]. (Vegetation is Incapable Of Organized Religion))
  
* A Star/Comet/Some Glowy Thing flies across the screen at somewhat inappropriate moments. Normally part of the "Fairy Dust" video effect in iMovie.
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===YTPMVs===
* Mutating an image with bump or pinch effects so a person speaking has an enormous head or a tiny mouth, etc.
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* Extensive use of original music of his own creation.
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Vorhias has become a particularly prevelent figure in the area of [[YTPMVs]]. He has produced several high-rated and popular music videos, an album of songs, and a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwjOkESzwak rant video] that attacks [[Link123456]] for making extremely low quality, but popular YTPMVs.
* A clip of real-life former bandmates Josh Jensen and Taylor Keefe staging a punch, usually with original music or added-on sound effects in the background.
 
* A clip of a faux nuclear explosion taken from a graphic arts website.
 
* Using as obscure clips as possible. Vorhias has been known to show great disdain for most fads in YouTube poop.
 
  
 
[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]]
 
[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]]
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===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
 
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* There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, ''Billo Wants To Get Silly'' was meant as an attack on [[Bill O'Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards.
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* There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, ''Billo Wants To Get Silly'' was meant as an attack on [[Bill O'Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards. The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, ''Billo Have Bad Grammar'', to the user.
  
The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, ''Billo Have Bad Grammar'', to the user.
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* Vorhias often finds himself at odds with the rest of the YTP community, because he despises many of the more popular sources that YTP-ers use, (Particularly any sources based on YouTube V-Logs, believing that they shouldn't get any more screen time in ANY medium.) and is a fairly hermetic figure in that he next-to-never shows up regularly on the YTP forums or for any big YTP event like last week's company barbecue.
  
===Achievements===
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* For the longest time, Vorhias' poops suffered from poor sound and video quality, because the conversion website he used (Mediaconverter) seemed to take away quality when ripping directly from YouTube. He has found a temporary replacement however, (ConvertYouTube.com) that does not have the same problem.
 
 
* The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_In_The_Hall Kids In The Hall] in a YouTube Poop.
 
* The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use [http://youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w Read A Book] in a YouTube Poop.
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast] - #55 Top Rated (Today) (Places & Travel), #60 Most Discussed (Today) (Places & Travel), #29 Top Favorites (Today) (Places & Travel), #44 Most Linked (Today) (Places & Travel)
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - #67 Top Rated (Today) (Animals & Pets)
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - #37 Most Linked (Today) (Howto & DIY)
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead] - #61 Top Rated (Today) (Autos & Vehicles), #50 Top Favorites (Today) (Autos & Vehicles), #90 Most Linked (Today) (Autos & Vehicles)
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6RELTeFVI#GU5U2spHI_4 This Video Will Eat Your Brains] - #23 Top Favorites (Today) (Travel & Places)
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter] - #74 Most Viewed (Today) (Pets N' Animals), #43 Top Rated (Today) (Pets N' Animals), #67 Top Favorites (Today) (Pets N' Animals)
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI My Cookies! (Sparta Remix) - #56 - Most Viewed (Today) - Education, #23 - Top Rated (Today) - Education, #70 - Top Rated (This Week) - Education, #90 - Top Rated (This Month) - Education
 
#44 - Most Discussed (Today) - Education, #8 - Top Favorites (Today) - Education, #44 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Education, #50 - Top Favorites (This Month) - Education, #92 - Most Linked (Today) - Education
 
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
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*[[ApolloBoy]]
 
*[[ApolloBoy]]
 
*[[DeeperCutt]]
 
*[[DeeperCutt]]
*[[MrSimonAlt]]
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*[[The Electric Cheese]]
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[[Image:Crocodile_471006.jpg|thumb|I Eat Beans.]]
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===Vorhias' Favorite Poopers===
  
[[Image:Crocodile_471006.jpg|thumb|This Bears No Mention, Really.]]
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*[[StegBlob]]
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*[[ApolloBoy]]
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*[[DeeperCutt]]
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*[[Wikiwow]]
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*[[UncleChuckTH]]
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*[[igiulamam]]
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*[[Ophios]]
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*[[EnoRed]]
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*[[DoctorPoopnik]]
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*[[DrKelexo]]
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*[[BrilleMeister]]
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
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*People who either don't have a page on this here wiki or haven't bothered to write their name in.
 
*People who either don't have a page on this here wiki or haven't bothered to write their name in.
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*[[Temeku]]
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*[[Misselaineous10]]
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*[[ThornBrain]]
  
==Poop Listing (So Far)==
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==Poop Listing (And Other Videos)==
  
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
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* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQnL3NF9Yd8 This Video Will Keep You Awake At Night] - Round 4 YTP Tennis Match against DrKelexo.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQnL3NF9Yd8 This Video Will Keep You Awake At Night] - Round 4 YTP Tennis Match against DrKelexo.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI My Cookies! (Sparta Remix)] - Hello, bandwagon. I'm gonna jump you.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI My Cookies! (Sparta Remix)] - Hello, bandwagon. I'm gonna jump you.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEHy_NNj8Ik This Video Will Give You Nightmarish Visions] - Final Round vs. DrKelexo.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNMDLl5Ep8 Handsome Volcano Rocks] - Create A Wild Mineral Water with George & Alan!v
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaTSh3Tj2YM Robotnik V.S. The Feudal Age] - AOTSH Chaos Emeralds Collab, Part 2 of 4.
  
==Musical Pseudonyms==
 
 
Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here:
 
 
* Sawtooth - General Techno
 
* DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance
 
* False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica
 
* Tempest - Atmospheric Techno
 
* Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance
 
* 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance
 
* Duke Onkeled - Electropoop Tunes
 
 
Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot.
 
  
 
===ElectroPoop Tunes===
 
===ElectroPoop Tunes===
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See Also: [[YTPMV]].
 
See Also: [[YTPMV]].
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===Visual Abominations===
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On May 3rd, 2008, Mr. Vorhias released Visual Abominations, a short 30:00+ collection of YTP-themed tunes that one would normally find in a YTPMV, to much acclaim amongst other poopers.
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It can be downloaded in two locations:
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*[http://vorhias.multiply.com/music/item/50/Visual_Abominations]
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mxgn39x1c1w]
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In November 2009, [http://www.breakbitmusic.com/sawtooth/visualabominations/ the album was released] on [[ROFLtrax|ROFLtrax.com]].
  
 
===Music Used In Poops===
 
===Music Used In Poops===
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* "Illinois" by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
 
* "Illinois" by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
 
* "War Pimp Renaissance" by Lard - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner]
 
* "War Pimp Renaissance" by Lard - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner]
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* "Jazz Party" by Crowbot - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter]
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* "Out Of Your System" by Tempest - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFkNb-Qhwoc Billo Is So Kooky]
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* "No More Heroes" by The Stranglers - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0vtEifoHzE Robotnik Saves Tibet]
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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[[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]]
 
[[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]]
  
===Favorite Poops===
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===Associates===
 
 
*1. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=5S66gt5hqJQ Frogsuit vs. Faucetface] by [[DeeperCutt]]
 
*2. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=qy4LEDdjLgs Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease] by [[StegBlob]]
 
*3. Mario & Luigi Travel Through Time [http://youtube.com/watch?v=prrrwPQFfOs Part 1] & [http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_3bt37RPVw Part 2] by [[WalrusGuy]]
 
*4. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=snoIrxmW9fQ Captain Rescue Makes A Bowel Movement] by [[dvariano]]
 
*5. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=zMwNVAW3kfs This Is How The World Works] by [[Wikiwow]]
 
 
 
===Likes===
 
 
 
*Cult TV Shows
 
*Atheism
 
*Anything BBQ'd
 
*Music In General
 
*Paul Giamatti
 
*Bill Hicks
 
*The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For
 
 
 
===Likes In A Poop===
 
 
 
*[[Bill O'Reilly|Billo]] - Specifically Billo being made to look foolish.
 
*[[Freakazoid]] - One of my favorite shows from the 90s.
 
*Obscure TV Shows
 
*[[Super Mario World]] - Easily more quotable than any other poop material.
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] - I take that back. HE'S more quotable.
 
 
 
===Dislikes===
 
 
 
*Christianity
 
*AMVs
 
*Nu-Metal
 
*Conservatism
 
*Stupidity
 
*Most Animes
 
*Dane Cook
 
*Carlos Mencia
 
*YouTube Pages With Animated Backgrounds
 
 
 
===Dislikes In A Poop===
 
  
*Excessive [[Ear Rape]] - Ow. My ears. STOP.
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* Ophios (Kinda sorta, in that they're both electronic musicians and they have collaborated on poop-related things on more than one occasion.)
*[[Ed,Edd n' Eddy]] - Possibly the most clinically retarded show still on TV.
 
*[[Anime]] - Lame.
 
*Overuse of Profanity/Sex Jokes - Seriously. One can only think "Only Link can fuck Ganon" is funny so many times before it gets tiresome.
 
*Bad Editing
 
*[[Tidyup]] - A tiny little loud purple thing...where's the humor in that?
 
*[[Chris Crocker]] - He's gonna get a reality show because of that video. Doesn't anyone else find that fucked up?
 
*[[Chadwarden]] - I'd like to nail him to the wall with Wii controllers while choking him to death with an X-Box 360.
 
*[[Dr Rabbit]] - Why the hell do people think it's so damn funny anyway?
 
  
 
===Other Stuff===
 
===Other Stuff===
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===Other Links===
 
===Other Links===
  
*[http://reno.stage-select.com/ JnvComics - A Sprite Comic Site]
 
 
*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account]
 
*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account]
*[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth The Only Site He's Put Music On So Far]
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*[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth CCMixter Account]
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*[http://www.breakbitmusic.com/sawtooth/ Breakbit Artist Page]
 
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Latest revision as of 15:13, 25 February 2016

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
COOL STORY, BRO.   Vorhias was a former major contributor to YouChew's news page.
YTPMV.jpg This pooper is a frequent creator of YouTube Poop Music Videos.
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 This Pooper is Dormant and unclassified to be retired or on hiatus.
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Vorhias, the last thing you see before you die.

In brief[edit]

A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.

History[edit]

No one knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!

Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. Robotnik.

The UNTOLD/FAKE History[edit]

Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name "Jeff." Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503's flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn't even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.

First poop seen[edit]

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE

First poop made[edit]

eDyaa1lWTd0|250}} Vorhias's first Youtube Poop.

Billo Wants To Get Silly

Style[edit]

It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc. Regardless of what style Vorhias has used, he's always been just outside the level of mainstream (As far as YTP is concerned anyway) acceptance, always flying just enough under the radar.

One recurring element that has come into existence in recent times, is Vorhias will occasionally make meta-jokes towards the concept of YouTube Poop itself. (Examples: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie complaining how the word Spaghetti has been taken away from them, (Chocolate Plums) or a sitcom audience laughing at Bob The Tomato saying Cum. (Vegetation is Incapable Of Organized Religion))

YTPMVs[edit]

Vorhias has become a particularly prevelent figure in the area of YTPMVs. He has produced several high-rated and popular music videos, an album of songs, and a rant video that attacks Link123456 for making extremely low quality, but popular YTPMVs.

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Not Vorhias.

Prefered Tech[edit]

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Likewise Not Vorhias.

Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

  • There was a very brief altercation between him and ApolloBoy against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, Billo Wants To Get Silly was meant as an attack on Bill O'Reilly. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards. The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, Billo Have Bad Grammar, to the user.
  • Vorhias often finds himself at odds with the rest of the YTP community, because he despises many of the more popular sources that YTP-ers use, (Particularly any sources based on YouTube V-Logs, believing that they shouldn't get any more screen time in ANY medium.) and is a fairly hermetic figure in that he next-to-never shows up regularly on the YTP forums or for any big YTP event like last week's company barbecue.
  • For the longest time, Vorhias' poops suffered from poor sound and video quality, because the conversion website he used (Mediaconverter) seemed to take away quality when ripping directly from YouTube. He has found a temporary replacement however, (ConvertYouTube.com) that does not have the same problem.

Influences[edit]

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I Eat Beans.

Vorhias' Favorite Poopers[edit]

Fans[edit]

Poop Listing (And Other Videos)[edit]


ElectroPoop Tunes[edit]

Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias' given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)

See Also: YTPMV.

Visual Abominations[edit]

On May 3rd, 2008, Mr. Vorhias released Visual Abominations, a short 30:00+ collection of YTP-themed tunes that one would normally find in a YTPMV, to much acclaim amongst other poopers.

It can be downloaded in two locations:

In November 2009, the album was released on ROFLtrax.com.

Music Used In Poops[edit]


Trivia[edit]

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The true visage of EVIL!

Associates[edit]

  • Ophios (Kinda sorta, in that they're both electronic musicians and they have collaborated on poop-related things on more than one occasion.)

Other Stuff[edit]

  • Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.
  • Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*

Links[edit]

Other Links[edit]