Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.

Difference between revisions of "Vorhias"

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
 
(97 intermediate revisions by 11 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
 
{{pooper}}
 
{{pooper}}
 +
{{majornewscontribute|past=yes}}
 +
{{YTPMV}}
 +
{{dormant}}
 +
[[Category:YouChewPoop News Staff]]
 
<!--This template forms the the backbone of a Pooper entry, it's fully customisable so you can add or delete whatever you want. Remember this isn't a profile page and may well be edited by other people. Please remember to only link to the directory where possible. Every link to youtube makes them bigger and us smaller-->
 
<!--This template forms the the backbone of a Pooper entry, it's fully customisable so you can add or delete whatever you want. Remember this isn't a profile page and may well be edited by other people. Please remember to only link to the directory where possible. Every link to youtube makes them bigger and us smaller-->
  
Line 10: Line 14:
 
==History==
 
==History==
  
Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!
+
No one knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!
 +
 
 +
Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]].
 +
 
 +
===The UNTOLD/FAKE History===
 +
 
 +
Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name "Jeff." Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503's flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn't even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
Line 19: Line 29:
 
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]
 
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]
  
[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]]
+
===Style===
 +
 
 +
It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc. Regardless of what style Vorhias has used, he's always been just outside the level of mainstream (As far as YTP is concerned anyway) acceptance, always flying just enough under the radar.
 +
 
 +
One recurring element that has come into existence in recent times, is Vorhias will occasionally make meta-jokes towards the concept of YouTube Poop itself. (Examples: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie complaining how the word [[Spaghetti]] has been taken away from them, (Chocolate Plums) or a sitcom audience laughing at Bob The Tomato saying [[Cum]]. (Vegetation is Incapable Of Organized Religion))
  
===Recurring Clips===
+
===YTPMVs===
  
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
+
Vorhias has become a particularly prevelent figure in the area of [[YTPMVs]]. He has produced several high-rated and popular music videos, an album of songs, and a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwjOkESzwak rant video] that attacks [[Link123456]] for making extremely low quality, but popular YTPMVs.
*[[The Tick]]
 
*[[Josh and Taylor]]
 
*[[Nuclear Explosion]]
 
*[[Freakazoid]]
 
*[[Kids In The Hall]]
 
  
===Music Used In Poops===
+
[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]]
* "Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard" by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]
 
* "Cities Of The Future" by Infected Mushroom - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie]
 
* "Highland Legend" by DJ Caber Toss - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]
 
* "Robot Rock" by Daft Punk - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]
 
* "Kick Drum Island" by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
 
* "Stuttering Pianos" by False Profit - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU'RE A CREEP!!!]
 
* "We Are Not Gonna Make It" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music]
 
* "Gypsy Caravan" by 30 Helens Agree - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast]
 
  
 
===Prefered Tech===
 
===Prefered Tech===
Line 45: Line 46:
  
 
[[Image:Bikini2_01.jpg|thumb|Likewise Not Vorhias.]]
 
[[Image:Bikini2_01.jpg|thumb|Likewise Not Vorhias.]]
 
===Recurring Jokes===
 
 
*Bill O'Reilly laughing at human suffering.
 
*Josh punches Taylor.
 
*Non-Descript Nuclear Explosion.
 
*Thrakkorzog scolds The Tick.
 
*Bill O'Reilly singing from the heart.
 
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
Line 58: Line 51:
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
 
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
 
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
* There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, ''Billo Wants To Get Silly'' was meant as an attack on [[Bill O'Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards.
+
* There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, ''Billo Wants To Get Silly'' was meant as an attack on [[Bill O'Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards. The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, ''Billo Have Bad Grammar'', to the user.
  
The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, ''Billo Have Bad Grammar'', to the user.
+
* Vorhias often finds himself at odds with the rest of the YTP community, because he despises many of the more popular sources that YTP-ers use, (Particularly any sources based on YouTube V-Logs, believing that they shouldn't get any more screen time in ANY medium.) and is a fairly hermetic figure in that he next-to-never shows up regularly on the YTP forums or for any big YTP event like last week's company barbecue.
  
===Achievements===
+
* For the longest time, Vorhias' poops suffered from poor sound and video quality, because the conversion website he used (Mediaconverter) seemed to take away quality when ripping directly from YouTube. He has found a temporary replacement however, (ConvertYouTube.com) that does not have the same problem.
 
 
* The first person to use Kids In The Hall in a YouTube Poop.
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast] - #80 Most Discussed (Places & Travel), #62 Top Favorites (Places & Travel)
 
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
Line 72: Line 62:
 
*[[ApolloBoy]]
 
*[[ApolloBoy]]
 
*[[DeeperCutt]]
 
*[[DeeperCutt]]
*[[MrSimonAlt]]
+
*[[The Electric Cheese]]
  
[[Image:Crocodile_471006.jpg|thumb|This Bears No Mention, Really.]]
+
[[Image:Crocodile_471006.jpg|thumb|I Eat Beans.]]
 +
 
 +
===Vorhias' Favorite Poopers===
 +
 
 +
*[[StegBlob]]
 +
*[[ApolloBoy]]
 +
*[[DeeperCutt]]
 +
*[[Wikiwow]]
 +
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 +
*[[igiulamam]]
 +
*[[Ophios]]
 +
*[[EnoRed]]
 +
*[[DoctorPoopnik]]
 +
*[[DrKelexo]]
 +
*[[BrilleMeister]]
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
<!--This section should not be self edited-->
 
<!--This section should not be self edited-->
  
==Poop Listing (So Far)==
+
*People who either don't have a page on this here wiki or haven't bothered to write their name in.
 +
*[[Temeku]]
 +
*[[Misselaineous10]]
 +
*[[ThornBrain]]
 +
 
 +
==Poop Listing (And Other Videos)==
  
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie] - The Tick can't pronounce Thrakkorzog's name right, and he thinks he's rude.
+
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie] - [[The Tick]] can't pronounce [[Thrakkorzog]]'s name right, and he thinks he's rude.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar] - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar] - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music] - Nuff Said.
 
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music] - Nuff Said.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU'RE A CREEP!!!] - For the last time, Freakazoid doesn't want to see something strange and mystical!
+
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU'RE A CREEP!!!] - For the last time, [[Freakazoid]] doesn't want to see something strange and mystical!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o2ctWKoAo8 WE GOTTA... ] - Mario suffers from Alzheimers.
+
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o2ctWKoAo8 WE GOTTA... ] - [[Mario]] suffers from Alzheimers.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music ] - Nuff Said.
+
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 [[Luigi]] Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music ] - Nuff Said.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast ] - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.
+
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced [[Toast]] ] - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy [[Koopa]] Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - That's his name. Roy. Not Bully. ROY.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dCq_YotLEA Mr. Volcano's "Doing"] - [[The King]] expresses his disdain for Duke Onkeled, and a whole bunch of stuff happens in the meanwhile.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY48fiDMMZI Billo Sings From The Heart] - The #1 Summer Jam!
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - [[Pinky & The Brain]] suffer an epileptic seizure of words.
 +
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk Robotnik For President] - The Most Important Election Of Our Lives!!!
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - Quan-Chi is dissatisfied with having to spend the rest of his days cooking with Scorpion.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] - Shouldn't He Be Guarding The Base Or Something?
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhLR9JXSBJM Billo Reminds Us What's REALLY Important] - [[Bill O'Reilly|Me]]
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead!] - The First Single from Duke Onkeled.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolK3W3vTog Problem Producing Plumbers] - Luigi Learns How To Love It.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner] - There is no escape for Inferno, from the deadly stone.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH6RELTeFVI This Video Will Eat Your Brains] - Round 2 YTP [[Tennis]] Match against [[DrKelexo]].
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter] - The smutty details within!
 +
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQnL3NF9Yd8 This Video Will Keep You Awake At Night] - Round 4 YTP Tennis Match against DrKelexo.
 +
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=j4YUzMEQNlI My Cookies! (Sparta Remix)] - Hello, bandwagon. I'm gonna jump you.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEHy_NNj8Ik This Video Will Give You Nightmarish Visions] - Final Round vs. DrKelexo.
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNMDLl5Ep8 Handsome Volcano Rocks] - Create A Wild Mineral Water with George & Alan!v
 +
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaTSh3Tj2YM Robotnik V.S. The Feudal Age] - AOTSH Chaos Emeralds Collab, Part 2 of 4.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
===ElectroPoop Tunes===
  
==Musical Pseudonyms==
+
Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias' given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)
  
Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here:
+
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Squadalah.mp3 Squadalah (We're Off!)] (Trip Hop)
 +
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/You%20Are%20An%20Egghead.mp3 You Are An Egg Head] (Big Beat)
 +
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Handsome%20Volcano%20Rocks.mp3 Handsome Volcano Rocks] (House)
 +
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Jungle%20Toast.mp3 Jungle Toast] (Jungle/DnB)
  
* Sawtooth - General Techno
+
See Also: [[YTPMV]].
* DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance
 
* False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica
 
* Tempest - Atmospheric Techno
 
* Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance
 
* 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance
 
  
Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot.
+
===Visual Abominations===
  
==Trivia==
+
On May 3rd, 2008, Mr. Vorhias released Visual Abominations, a short 30:00+ collection of YTP-themed tunes that one would normally find in a YTPMV, to much acclaim amongst other poopers.
 +
 
 +
It can be downloaded in two locations:
 +
 
 +
*[http://vorhias.multiply.com/music/item/50/Visual_Abominations]
 +
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mxgn39x1c1w]
 +
 
 +
In November 2009, [http://www.breakbitmusic.com/sawtooth/visualabominations/ the album was released] on [[ROFLtrax|ROFLtrax.com]].
  
===Favorite Poops===
+
===Music Used In Poops===
 +
* "Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard" by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly]
 +
* "Cities Of The Future" by Infected Mushroom - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=4HpiwKbJATQ Humble Pie]
 +
* "Highland Legend" by DJ Caber Toss - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]
 +
* "Robot Rock" by Daft Punk - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=XxhiYSxb-SI Billo Have Bad Grammar]
 +
* "Kick Drum Island" by False Profit - [http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAhDHIKquVQ Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
 +
* "Stuttering Pianos" by False Profit - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85I7ntEMU0 YOU'RE A CREEP!!!]
 +
* "We Are Not Gonna Make It" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McOrwjOp2l8 Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music]
 +
* "Gypsy Caravan" by 30 Helens Agree - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast]
 +
* "Goodbye Blue Sky" by Pink Floyd - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j60STEQIdHI Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
 +
* "Daybreak In Darnassus" by Sawtooth - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!]
 +
* "Illinois" by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music]
 +
* "War Pimp Renaissance" by Lard - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nuw7fjdU0U Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner]
 +
* "Jazz Party" by Crowbot - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z7SQv30umM Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter]
 +
* "Out Of Your System" by Tempest - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFkNb-Qhwoc Billo Is So Kooky]
 +
* "No More Heroes" by The Stranglers - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0vtEifoHzE Robotnik Saves Tibet]
  
*1. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=5S66gt5hqJQ Frogsuit vs. Faucetface] by [[DeeperCutt]]
 
*2. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=qy4LEDdjLgs Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease] by [[StegBlob]]
 
*3. Mario & Luigi Travel Through Time [http://youtube.com/watch?v=prrrwPQFfOs Part 1] & [http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_3bt37RPVw Part 2] by [[WalrusGuy]]
 
*4. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=snoIrxmW9fQ Captain Rescue Makes A Bowel Movement] by [[dvariano]]
 
*5. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=zMwNVAW3kfs This Is How The World Works] by [[Wikiwow]]
 
  
===Likes===
+
==Trivia==
  
*Cult TV Shows
+
[[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]]
*Atheism
 
*Anything BBQ'd
 
*Music In General
 
*Paul Giamatti
 
*Bill Hicks
 
*The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For
 
  
===Dislikes===
+
===Associates===
  
*Christianity
+
* Ophios (Kinda sorta, in that they're both electronic musicians and they have collaborated on poop-related things on more than one occasion.)
*AMVs
 
*Nu-Metal
 
*Conservatism
 
*Stupidity
 
*Most Animes
 
*Dane Cook
 
*Carlos Mencia
 
*YouTube Pages With Animated Backgrounds
 
  
 
===Other Stuff===
 
===Other Stuff===
Line 149: Line 180:
 
===Other Links===
 
===Other Links===
  
*[http://reno.stage-select.com/ JnvComics - A Sprite Comic Site]
 
 
*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account]
 
*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account]
*[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth The Only Site He's Put Music On So Far]
+
*[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth CCMixter Account]
 +
*[http://www.breakbitmusic.com/sawtooth/ Breakbit Artist Page]
 
<!-- etc-- >
 
<!-- etc-- >

Latest revision as of 15:13, 25 February 2016

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
COOL STORY, BRO.   Vorhias was a former major contributor to YouChew's news page.
YTPMV.jpg This pooper is a frequent creator of YouTube Poop Music Videos.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
 This Pooper is Dormant and unclassified to be retired or on hiatus.
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Vorhias, the last thing you see before you die.

In brief[edit]

A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.

History[edit]

No one knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!

Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. Robotnik.

The UNTOLD/FAKE History[edit]

Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name "Jeff." Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503's flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn't even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.

First poop seen[edit]

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE

First poop made[edit]

eDyaa1lWTd0|250}} Vorhias's first Youtube Poop.

Billo Wants To Get Silly

Style[edit]

It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc. Regardless of what style Vorhias has used, he's always been just outside the level of mainstream (As far as YTP is concerned anyway) acceptance, always flying just enough under the radar.

One recurring element that has come into existence in recent times, is Vorhias will occasionally make meta-jokes towards the concept of YouTube Poop itself. (Examples: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie complaining how the word Spaghetti has been taken away from them, (Chocolate Plums) or a sitcom audience laughing at Bob The Tomato saying Cum. (Vegetation is Incapable Of Organized Religion))

YTPMVs[edit]

Vorhias has become a particularly prevelent figure in the area of YTPMVs. He has produced several high-rated and popular music videos, an album of songs, and a rant video that attacks Link123456 for making extremely low quality, but popular YTPMVs.

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Not Vorhias.

Prefered Tech[edit]

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Likewise Not Vorhias.

Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

  • There was a very brief altercation between him and ApolloBoy against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, Billo Wants To Get Silly was meant as an attack on Bill O'Reilly. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards. The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, Billo Have Bad Grammar, to the user.
  • Vorhias often finds himself at odds with the rest of the YTP community, because he despises many of the more popular sources that YTP-ers use, (Particularly any sources based on YouTube V-Logs, believing that they shouldn't get any more screen time in ANY medium.) and is a fairly hermetic figure in that he next-to-never shows up regularly on the YTP forums or for any big YTP event like last week's company barbecue.
  • For the longest time, Vorhias' poops suffered from poor sound and video quality, because the conversion website he used (Mediaconverter) seemed to take away quality when ripping directly from YouTube. He has found a temporary replacement however, (ConvertYouTube.com) that does not have the same problem.

Influences[edit]

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
I Eat Beans.

Vorhias' Favorite Poopers[edit]

Fans[edit]

Poop Listing (And Other Videos)[edit]


ElectroPoop Tunes[edit]

Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias' given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)

See Also: YTPMV.

Visual Abominations[edit]

On May 3rd, 2008, Mr. Vorhias released Visual Abominations, a short 30:00+ collection of YTP-themed tunes that one would normally find in a YTPMV, to much acclaim amongst other poopers.

It can be downloaded in two locations:

In November 2009, the album was released on ROFLtrax.com.

Music Used In Poops[edit]


Trivia[edit]

Error creating thumbnail: File missing
The true visage of EVIL!

Associates[edit]

  • Ophios (Kinda sorta, in that they're both electronic musicians and they have collaborated on poop-related things on more than one occasion.)

Other Stuff[edit]

  • Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.
  • Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*

Links[edit]

Other Links[edit]