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Difference between revisions of "Baseball"
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==Overview== | ==Overview== | ||
Baseball is a sport primarily played in the [[United States]], [[Japan]], [[Korea]] (both North and South), [[Taiwan]], [[China]], [[Mexico]], Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and various other places. The object is to score as many runs as possible while at bat, and prevent the opposing players from gaining hits and runs when fielding. | Baseball is a sport primarily played in the [[United States]], [[Japan]], [[Korea]] (both North and South), [[Taiwan]], [[China]], [[Mexico]], Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and various other places. The object is to score as many runs as possible while at bat, and prevent the opposing players from gaining hits and runs when fielding. | ||
In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base. | In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base. | ||
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==People Who Play Baseball== | ==People Who Play Baseball== | ||
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*In [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|the Super Smash Bros. games]], a baseball bat is an item in the game, which can be used to hit home runs (which 99% of the time will kill the opponent instantly). | *In [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|the Super Smash Bros. games]], a baseball bat is an item in the game, which can be used to hit home runs (which 99% of the time will kill the opponent instantly). | ||
**Strangely enough, both Ness and Lucas have personal bats for use of attacking. Unfortunately, they don't work as well as the Home Run Bat. | **Strangely enough, both Ness and Lucas have personal bats for use of attacking. Unfortunately, they don't work as well as the Home Run Bat. | ||
| − | *Baseball can cause people to [[masturbate]], like the lady | + | *Baseball can cause people to [[masturbate]], like the lady above. |
**Ironically, it can also prevent premature [[Cum|ejaculation]]. | **Ironically, it can also prevent premature [[Cum|ejaculation]]. | ||
**Furthermore, it is also commonly used as a metaphor for [[sex]]. | **Furthermore, it is also commonly used as a metaphor for [[sex]]. | ||
*Baseball is [[America]]'s past-time. | *Baseball is [[America]]'s past-time. | ||
[[Category:Sports]] | [[Category:Sports]] | ||
Revision as of 08:28, 6 July 2010
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Overview
Baseball is a sport primarily played in the United States, Japan, Korea (both North and South), Taiwan, China, Mexico, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and various other places. The object is to score as many runs as possible while at bat, and prevent the opposing players from gaining hits and runs when fielding.
In baseball, a hit is when a batter advances to a single base without being out. A double is when a batter advances 2 bases, and a triple is when a batter advances 3 bases. A home run is when a batter hits the ball over the outer wall in fair territory. This is worth 1 run if no runners are on base, or up to 4 depending on how many are on base.
People Who Play Baseball
- Mario
- Luigi
- Yoshi
- Wario
- Bowser
Bowser Jr.Permanent ban, not unlike Pete Rose, though for different reasons.- Dry Bones
- Koopa Troopa
- Sonic the Hedgehog (But he sucks.)
- Tails
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Amy Rose
- Chris Thorndyke
- Speedy Cerviche
- Guido Anchovy
- Polly Esther
- Frank West
- Ippatsuman
- Ness
- Scout (Also uses his bats as weapons.)
Trivia
- In a Deepercutt poop (and the sourced Sonic X episode, Unfair Ball), Dr. Eggman challenged Sonic and his friends to a game of baseball over some Chaos Emeralds.
- The world's 2 largest leagues are the United States' Major League Baseball and Japan's Nippon Professional Baseball.
- Baseball is thought to have evolved from Cricket, a similar sport from England.
- The world championship of baseball is the World Baseball Classic, which Japan has won every single time.
- While steroids might not help you hack, they will help you hit in baseball.
- However, they are against the rules in every league.
- In the Super Smash Bros. games, a baseball bat is an item in the game, which can be used to hit home runs (which 99% of the time will kill the opponent instantly).
- Strangely enough, both Ness and Lucas have personal bats for use of attacking. Unfortunately, they don't work as well as the Home Run Bat.
- Baseball can cause people to masturbate, like the lady above.
- Ironically, it can also prevent premature ejaculation.
- Furthermore, it is also commonly used as a metaphor for sex.
- Baseball is America's past-time.
