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Bowser Jr. (1998-1988) was [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the most awesome and is the 2nd smartest, after [[Ludwig]]
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Bowser Jr. (1998-1985) was [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he was the dumbest and least popular of them all.
  
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==Background==
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Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and [[Bowser]]. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing [Princess Toadstool]], whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by [[Mario]].
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He also wanted to [[fuck]] that [[Mario]], which led to [[Bowser|his father]] admitting that he wanted to [[fuck]] him.
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== Likes ==
 
== Likes ==
 
*Vandalism
 
*Vandalism
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*His father [[Bowser]]
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*"[[Mama Luigi|Mama]]" [[Peach]]
 
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*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
 
*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
*[[Ludwig]]
 
*[[Larry]]
 
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
*His siblings [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and (especially Wendy and Lemmy, for obvious reasons)
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*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]]
*[[Rick Astley]]
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*[[Mario]]
*Women (They're his worst nightmare)
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*[[Luigi]]
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*[[Yoshi]]
  
 
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== Death ==
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Bowser Jr. died in the year 1985, at the age of -13, when he crashed Dr. Emmett Brown's time machine in to a tree. Originally, his intent was to steal the Doc's time machine to go back to 1955 and kill the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|brothers]], but accidentally pressed 8 instead of 5, sending him to [[the '80s]] instead of the '50s.
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Revision as of 11:57, 2 July 2010

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Name: Bowser Jr.
Appears In: Super Mario Sunshine, various spin-offs
Sex: Male
Age: -13 (at death)
Occupation(s): Villain-wannabe
Played By: Dolores Rogers

Bowser Jr. (1998-1985) was Bowser's 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he was the dumbest and least popular of them all.

Background

Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and Bowser. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing [Princess Toadstool]], whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by Mario.

He also wanted to fuck that Mario, which led to his father admitting that he wanted to fuck him.

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Likes

He once had the magic to become a fake form of Mario called Shadow Mario.
  • Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.

Dislikes

Disliked By

  • Just about everybody except for Bowser.

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SchiavoneTheRichard

Death

Bowser Jr. died in the year 1985, at the age of -13, when he crashed Dr. Emmett Brown's time machine in to a tree. Originally, his intent was to steal the Doc's time machine to go back to 1955 and kill the Mario brothers, but accidentally pressed 8 instead of 5, sending him to the '80s instead of the '50s.