SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

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Look how gay he looks.

SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.

That fucking sponge longs to shove his spongy dick into a hole.

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Life As A Hero

• He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.

Likes

• Patrick Star
• Mr. Krabs
• Squidward Tentacles
• Jellyfishing
• Blowing Bubbles
• The Krab Krusty
• Krabby Patties
• MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy

People Who Are Better At Making Kraby Patties Than Him

• Jim
• Kirby
• Captain Falcon
• God
  • Jesus
• [[King Harkinian

Quotes

• "It's big, scary, and pink!"
• "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
• "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
• "Stare at Patrick!"
• "There's no shower at work!"
• "In my pocket..."
• "See you're on top this time."
• "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
• "I'm a dirty boy!"
• "It popped..."
• "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
• "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
• "We've been speckledorfed!"
• "We've been Ganondorfed!"
• "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
• "Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
• "That didn't help at all!"
• "Fuck popsicles, you little bitch! I like this...and that...and everything in my asshole, especially those bitches down at the club!"
• "TITTIES!!!"
• "I got a boner!"
• "I jerk off all day!!"

Trivia

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Spongebob is looking at Squidward's ass.

• Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
• Also fails in Driving School yearly.
• Is so stupid that his IQ is an imaginary number.
• Was once arrested by the Chinese mind police after his friend Patrick talked taboo subjects, such as fair labour and freedom of speech.
• In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion.
• Is married to Sandy, but this is suspected to be a cover for his suspected homosexuality.
• Reproduces by budding.
• He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
  • He is, however, stronger than Oogtar.