Talk:SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

WHATS GOING ON HERE??!!

!

Billion 22:14, 15 November 2009 (CST)

• Pooper is eliminating all references to Spongebob's sexuality, even though Spongebob acts very Homosexual, and even gave a Valentine's Day gift to another dude, Patrick. He is taking this way too seriously, even though Spongebob is a fictional character. There isn't even any reason to remove these references to his sexuality, since this isn't a serious wiki (besides the resources and pooper pages; and even those have some made-up crap). Personally, I think he should just stop, since we all know Spongebob is gay. -Yoshit
  • But he's not gay, though. Didn't they recently run a special which clearly states that he married Sandy? Besides, I'd think if he was openly gay, the show wouldn't be on "The First Kids' Network" at all. -Nintendomax
    • It is more of a satirical Wiki but at the same time blatantly saying LOL HE'S GAY isn't the way to go. So try coming up with something clever, something implying he's gay as a joke but not actually saying he's gay (ie. the "Spongebob is looking at Squidward's ass." line), but maybe put on the page that he married or will marry Sandy or whatever, just as a compromise. Happy families, Billion 22:37, 15 November 2009 (CST)
      • Or better yet, list him as a bisexual person. That way, we can say that he loves Patrick Star, yet he also loves Sandy Cheeks. How's that for an option? Also, Billion, if you're reading this, please delete the pages that are needed for deletion, because it's pissing me off. - Crazy Luigi 22:43, 15 November 2009 (CST)