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*[[Kirby]]
 
*[[Kirby]]
 
*[[Pokémon]]
 
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Elite Beat Agents]]
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*[[Elite Beat Agents]]/Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!
*Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!
 
 
*Rhythm Heaven
 
*Rhythm Heaven
 
*Fire Emblem
 
*Fire Emblem
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*Big Brain Academy
 
*Big Brain Academy
 
*[[Punch-Out!!]]
 
*[[Punch-Out!!]]
*The Legendary Starfy
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*The Legendary Sta(r)fy (<s>A [[Japan]]ese only series.</s> A formerly [[Japan]]ese only series that finally found a way to [[cum|come]] to [[America|the U.S.A.]] and Europe with their recent game.)
 
*Donkey Kong (Despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon or Rare)
 
*Donkey Kong (Despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon or Rare)
*Super Smash Bros.
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*[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros.]]
 
*[[Professor Layton]]
 
*[[Professor Layton]]
 
*[[Captain Falcon|F-Zero]]
 
*[[Captain Falcon|F-Zero]]
 
*[[Fox McCloud|Star Fox]]
 
*[[Fox McCloud|Star Fox]]
*Game & Watch series
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*The Game & Watch Series
*Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak ([[Homestar|seriously]], they made this)
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*Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak ([[Homestar|Seriously]], they actually made this.)
*Mickey and Donald (this too)
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*[[Mickey Mouse|Mickey]] & [[Donald Duck|Donald]] (They also did this too.)
 
*Chibi-Robo
 
*Chibi-Robo
 
*Trace Memory
 
*Trace Memory
 
*[[Animal Crossing]]
 
*[[Animal Crossing]]
 
*[[Wario]] [[Chad Warden|Ware]] (Series)
 
*[[Wario]] [[Chad Warden|Ware]] (Series)
*[[Wario]] Land
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*[[Wario]] Land (Series)
*Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (Seriously, they actually published a [[Resident Evil 4|horror]] game once.)
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*Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem ([[Homestar|Seriously]], they actually published a [[Resident Evil 4|horror]] game once.)
*Geist
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*Geist (They also made a [[Halo|FPS]] that tried to be[[cum|come]] a "[[Halo]] Killer", but it failed miserably.)
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*1080 S[[no]]wboarding
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*Wave Race
 
[[Category:Game Companies]]
 
[[Category:Game Companies]]

Revision as of 17:00, 17 August 2009

Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time to Japanese, Americans, Koreans (unless reminded that Nintendo is Japanese), the Chinese (to the point of piracy, in fact), and the Taiwanese (Europeans disagree, but they are pompous jerks that hate Japan and America anyway). It's been indefinently doing better than SEGA...

*Coin sound*

Also, they've been around for over 100 years, although in their older days, they used to make Hanafuda cards.

Nintendo despite having loved franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and others is also a company very known for their shady practices. One is that in the mid 80s, they forced most of the leading publishers and developers (such as Capcom, Konami, Technos, Atari/Tengen, and even Namco.) to sign a vicious contract that won't allow them to develop on any other console.

Then again they did make Super Mario Bros. 3 and Punch-Out!!, so yeah....

Oh, and they also recently announced that all three of the Metroid Prime games will be able to fit on one disc for the Wii. This recently announced game will be called Metroid Prime Trilogy.

Games & Series Made/Published By Nintendo