Wario

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Wario is the other major antagonist in Mario's life. His supposed backstory is that he was bullied by Mario in his childhood and seeked revenge in his adult years. However, evidence has recently been uncovered that Wario was in fact created as a result of an experiment by Dr. Light gone wrong, although Dr. Light is sure it's the guidance system. It is also believed he may have attended the same plumbing college that Mario and Luigi attended. Whatever the reason, he doesn't like Mario very much and aims to steal his fame and fortune. In spite of this, he has since gained his own reputation by going on his own adventures and even making it big by way of his microgame company, WarioWare. Robotnik, Mario, Marvin the Martian, and Sonic the Hedgehog are among those who have made some WarioWare microgames. His most recent WarioWare game for the Nintendo DS has caused much glee from the YouChew community because it told them that they could create any type of minigames that they want, such as removing clothes off of beautiful anime bitches, chopping random peoples heads off, and making women masturbate. Of course, those are just some examples for his game.

Wario's most recent schemes involved using heavy doses of hypnosis to make viewers obey his every whim. Initially created so that he and his brother Waluigi could make people obey them and destroy Mario and Luigi, his hypnosis became so popular that other evil beings (such as The Bagel, Cheatsy Koopa, 4, The Faces of Evil, The Lobe, The Blob, Trixie Tang, The Irate Gamer, sizzler07, Fred, Malleo, Fortran, and One Saturday Morning) paid for Wario to order people to destroy their respective enemies (The Worm, some grandma, 2, the Map, Freakazoid, a little purple pogo stick, Tootie, The Angry Video Game Nerd, Armake21/NicotineAlien, urinatingtree/The Fatt Man, Bowsa, Lou Albano, and Kids' WB!, respectively).

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Wario staring at PINGAS and Samus Aran's ass.

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Trivia

• Loves Money. He, in fact, loves it so much that his desire in life is to have more and more money.
• It is true that he has the most fucking powerful arms ever seen. He can pick up a dinosaur and do a spinning piledriver on it.
• Is liked by Blightcopy.
• Loud Kiddington dislikes him because he is a grouch.
• Some people like him because he is a funny grouch.
• Was rumored to be called McBacon on the Internet until he disappeared without a trace.
• Once possessed Spot the Chicken.
• His favorite type of music is songs in an Arabian type of style.
• He may be related to Anime Luigi (especially when it comes to Wario Land: Shake It!).
• Loves shaking his ass (And making you watch).
• He doesn't give a shit about bitches, so long as he gets all the money in the world.
• He also likes picking his nose.
• Was once robbed by Captain Syrup and later Mario!!!
• Tells the other drivers to kiss his ass in Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
• Mona is the only woman ever to be attracted to the motherfucker.
• Is on a quest to be the most richest person in the history of the world. Too bad that he'll be never richer than Scrooge McDuck.
• Is also an embodiment of the 7 Deadly Sins.
• He is not above hitting women. So far he has beaten up DinoMighty, Captain Syrup, Golden Diva, Terrormisu, Princess Peach, and Barbara Walters. He also threw Queen Merelda away.
• Malleo has stolen his ability to let viewers obey HIM (instead of Wario) and Destroy Bowsa. Fortran has also stolen his ability and he's using it to obey him (Fortran) and destroy Lou Albano.
• He has an addiction to shake Bandineros.
• He has an apetite for garlic.
• It's unknown how he is so muscular and still fat. Some have speculated that Wario has been able to take some steroids in his spare time, but its not confirmed.
• He knows that the trolls are eating Waluigi, but he doesn't know that they're going to eat him after they're done with him.
• Obey him, destroy Mario.

Quotes

• "Obey me, Wario; I am your master! Mario is your enemy."
• "Obey Wario, Destroy Mario!"
• "D'OH, I MISSED"
• "Oh yeah, Wario wins!"
• "Heh, Heh, Heh, Heh, Wonderful!"
• "I'm The Purple Wind! Silent but deadly!"
• "Smell It!"
• "Rock 'N Roll!"
• "Yeah, Let's-a GO!"
• "Oh Yeah!"
• "Heh, Heh, Heh!"