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Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass.
 
Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass.
  
==How to Take Them==
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==How To Take Them==
 
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]].
 
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]].
  
==How NOT to Take Them==
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==How NOT To Take Them==
 
[[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks").
 
[[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks").
  
  
== People who like Magic Drugs ==
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== People Who Like Magic Drugs ==
  
 
*[[Sonic]]
 
*[[Sonic]]
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*Diesel
 
*Diesel
 
*Barry Bonds (in injectable form)
 
*Barry Bonds (in injectable form)
*[[Wario]] (also as an injectable)
 
  
== People who don't like Magic Drugs ==
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== People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs ==
  
 
*[[Grounder]]
 
*[[Grounder]]
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*Opium
 
*Opium
 
*Weed
 
*Weed
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*Steroids
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*Cocaine
  
 
===Alchoholic-Type Beverages===
 
===Alchoholic-Type Beverages===
 
*Liquor
 
*Liquor
 
*[[BOOZE|Booze]]
 
*[[BOOZE|Booze]]
*[[Yes|Cold ones]]
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*[[Yes|Cold Ones]]

Revision as of 22:41, 29 May 2009

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He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.

Magic drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.

Effects

They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass.

How To Take Them

Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.

How NOT To Take Them

First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").


People Who Like Magic Drugs

People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs

Variations

Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.

Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:

  • Smokes
  • Very Big Drug (VBD)
  • Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
  • Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
  • Opium
  • Weed
  • Steroids
  • Cocaine

Alchoholic-Type Beverages