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| − | + | No one knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY! | |
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Latest revision as of 15:13, 25 February 2016
Vorhias was a former major contributor to YouChew's news page.
This pooper is a frequent creator of YouTube Poop Music Videos.In brief[edit]
A riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in another enigma wrapped in two more mysteries then another enigma then only half a mystery, then a few more enigmas, then wrapped in a tasty fried dough wrap, smothered in vanilla extract, and then deep fried in maple butter and served to you the satisfied customer.
History[edit]
No one knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY!
Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. Robotnik.
The UNTOLD/FAKE History[edit]
Built in a lab in 1987, designed to hunt down and destroy everyone on the planet with the name "Jeff." Something went horribly wrong when someone accidentally poured mango salsa into the robot A-503's flux capacitation driver, and caused him to malfunction, thinking it was Marilyn Monroe with a flamethrower. After 4 years of wandering around in a dress WITHOUT a flamethrower a freak lightning bolt struck A-503 and gave it a fighting spirit unlike any other...which eventually assassinated 147 people in one half-hour...but those people lived in Alabama, so noone cared a whole lot. Soon afterwards he spontaneously combusted, only to spontaneously REcombust 5 minutes later into the form of a YouTube pooper named Vorhias, with machetes for hands....unfortunately this was 1994, and YouTube hadn't even been invented yet, so noone knew what the hell he was doing, so he went into temporary comatose stasis, brought on by listening to the first 5 seconds of a Kenny G album. As soon as he awoke from his self-imposed stasis it was 2007, and he forgot what he was doing and soon fell into a life of software piracy and now manages a chipmunk-fighting arena in Rappahannock.
First poop seen[edit]
WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE
First poop made[edit]
| eDyaa1lWTd0|250}} Vorhias's first Youtube Poop. |
Style[edit]
It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc. Regardless of what style Vorhias has used, he's always been just outside the level of mainstream (As far as YTP is concerned anyway) acceptance, always flying just enough under the radar.
One recurring element that has come into existence in recent times, is Vorhias will occasionally make meta-jokes towards the concept of YouTube Poop itself. (Examples: Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie complaining how the word Spaghetti has been taken away from them, (Chocolate Plums) or a sitcom audience laughing at Bob The Tomato saying Cum. (Vegetation is Incapable Of Organized Religion))
YTPMVs[edit]
Vorhias has become a particularly prevelent figure in the area of YTPMVs. He has produced several high-rated and popular music videos, an album of songs, and a rant video that attacks Link123456 for making extremely low quality, but popular YTPMVs.
Prefered Tech[edit]
Reception[edit]
Criticism[edit]
- There was a very brief altercation between him and ApolloBoy against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, Billo Wants To Get Silly was meant as an attack on Bill O'Reilly. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards. The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, Billo Have Bad Grammar, to the user.
- Vorhias often finds himself at odds with the rest of the YTP community, because he despises many of the more popular sources that YTP-ers use, (Particularly any sources based on YouTube V-Logs, believing that they shouldn't get any more screen time in ANY medium.) and is a fairly hermetic figure in that he next-to-never shows up regularly on the YTP forums or for any big YTP event like last week's company barbecue.
- For the longest time, Vorhias' poops suffered from poor sound and video quality, because the conversion website he used (Mediaconverter) seemed to take away quality when ripping directly from YouTube. He has found a temporary replacement however, (ConvertYouTube.com) that does not have the same problem.
Influences[edit]
Vorhias' Favorite Poopers[edit]
- StegBlob
- ApolloBoy
- DeeperCutt
- Wikiwow
- UncleChuckTH
- igiulamam
- Ophios
- EnoRed
- DoctorPoopnik
- DrKelexo
- BrilleMeister
Fans[edit]
- People who either don't have a page on this here wiki or haven't bothered to write their name in.
- Temeku
- Misselaineous10
- ThornBrain
Poop Listing (And Other Videos)[edit]
- Billo Wants To Get Silly - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery.
- Humble Pie - The Tick can't pronounce Thrakkorzog's name right, and he thinks he's rude.
- Billo Have Bad Grammar - Billo attacks himself, evangelicals, and Dick Cheney with bad grammar, and ends on a song.
- Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting(?) Music - Nuff Said.
- YOU'RE A CREEP!!! - For the last time, Freakazoid doesn't want to see something strange and mystical!
- WE GOTTA... - Mario suffers from Alzheimers.
- Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music - Nuff Said.
- Marijuana-Laced Toast - Mario accidentally eats some marijuana-laced toast and starts hallucinating Indian pop singers, and fat weathermen on tire-swings.
- Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music - That's his name. Roy. Not Bully. ROY.
- Mr. Volcano's "Doing" - The King expresses his disdain for Duke Onkeled, and a whole bunch of stuff happens in the meanwhile.
- Billo Sings From The Heart - The #1 Summer Jam!
- Jawbone Of An Ass - Pinky & The Brain suffer an epileptic seizure of words.
- Robotnik For President - The Most Important Election Of Our Lives!!!
- Mylar Balloons! - Quan-Chi is dissatisfied with having to spend the rest of his days cooking with Scorpion.
- Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music - Shouldn't He Be Guarding The Base Or Something?
- Billo Reminds Us What's REALLY Important - Me
- You Are An Egghead! - The First Single from Duke Onkeled.
- Problem Producing Plumbers - Luigi Learns How To Love It.
- Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner - There is no escape for Inferno, from the deadly stone.
- This Video Will Eat Your Brains - Round 2 YTP Tennis Match against DrKelexo.
- Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter - The smutty details within!
- This Video Will Keep You Awake At Night - Round 4 YTP Tennis Match against DrKelexo.
- My Cookies! (Sparta Remix) - Hello, bandwagon. I'm gonna jump you.
- This Video Will Give You Nightmarish Visions - Final Round vs. DrKelexo.
- Handsome Volcano Rocks - Create A Wild Mineral Water with George & Alan!v
- Robotnik V.S. The Feudal Age - AOTSH Chaos Emeralds Collab, Part 2 of 4.
ElectroPoop Tunes[edit]
Note: ElectroPoop is Vorhias' given name to any electronic tune that has been made with samples of clips from popular YouTube Poop fodder. (CD-i, Super Mario World, etc.)
- Squadalah (We're Off!) (Trip Hop)
- You Are An Egg Head (Big Beat)
- Handsome Volcano Rocks (House)
- Jungle Toast (Jungle/DnB)
See Also: YTPMV.
Visual Abominations[edit]
On May 3rd, 2008, Mr. Vorhias released Visual Abominations, a short 30:00+ collection of YTP-themed tunes that one would normally find in a YTPMV, to much acclaim amongst other poopers.
It can be downloaded in two locations:
In November 2009, the album was released on ROFLtrax.com.
Music Used In Poops[edit]
- "Digital Skeletons In A Digital Graveyard" by False Profit - Billo Wants To Get Silly
- "Cities Of The Future" by Infected Mushroom - Humble Pie
- "Highland Legend" by DJ Caber Toss - Billo Have Bad Grammar
- "Robot Rock" by Daft Punk - Billo Have Bad Grammar
- "Kick Drum Island" by False Profit - Thrakkorzog Scolds The Tick While I Play Ill-Fitting Music
- "Stuttering Pianos" by False Profit - YOU'RE A CREEP!!!
- "We Are Not Gonna Make It" by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Luigi Swims Away While I Play Actually-Quite-Fitting Music
- "Gypsy Caravan" by 30 Helens Agree - Marijuana-Laced Toast
- "Goodbye Blue Sky" by Pink Floyd - Roy Koopa Runs Into A Pipe While I Play Ill-Fitting Music
- "Daybreak In Darnassus" by Sawtooth - Mylar Balloons!
- "Illinois" by John Linnell - Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music
- "War Pimp Renaissance" by Lard - Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner
- "Jazz Party" by Crowbot - Billo French-Kisses Ann Coulter
- "Out Of Your System" by Tempest - Billo Is So Kooky
- "No More Heroes" by The Stranglers - Robotnik Saves Tibet
Trivia[edit]
Associates[edit]
- Ophios (Kinda sorta, in that they're both electronic musicians and they have collaborated on poop-related things on more than one occasion.)
Other Stuff[edit]
- Vorhias has been known to additionally post videos of songs of his own composition in his YouTube channel.
- Is never seen in public or in the YTP community without his fake metal mask. Noone knows why he always has this mask on. Is he hiding some horrible facial scar? A shadowy past? Maybe he's Osama Bin Laden, or maybe- *SHOT!*
