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[[Image:Lovephi.jpg|thumb|right|[[Philadelphia]] wants to tell you something...]] | [[Image:Lovephi.jpg|thumb|right|[[Philadelphia]] wants to tell you something...]] | ||
[[Image:Robotnikchippendale.jpg|thumb|left|You know you '''love''' it!]] | [[Image:Robotnikchippendale.jpg|thumb|left|You know you '''love''' it!]] | ||
| − | When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), '''love''' happens. It is not known why our instinct is to love instead of just ramming our cocks into the first hole we see, but it is the direct cause of both [[Dan Hibiki|happiness]] and [[:Category:Emo Characters|depression]]. [[ | + | |
| + | <i>That's the power of <b>love</b>...</i> | ||
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| + | When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), '''love''' happens. It is not known why our instinct is to love instead of just ramming our cocks into the first hole we see, but it is the direct cause of both [[Dan Hibiki|happiness]] and [[:Category:Emo Characters|depression]]. The first time you feel it, it might make you [[Emo|sad]]. Next time you feel it it might make you [[Snivy|mad]]. | ||
Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include [[Horny|lust]], <s>cooties,</s> [[Jizz In My Pants|jizzing in your pants uncontrollably]], uncontrollable crying (doesn't matter if [[you]] don't cry), children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. So remember that before you enter this crazy disease. | Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include [[Horny|lust]], <s>cooties,</s> [[Jizz In My Pants|jizzing in your pants uncontrollably]], uncontrollable crying (doesn't matter if [[you]] don't cry), children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. So remember that before you enter this crazy disease. | ||
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*[[PSE1nf0]] loves [[Fiddlesticks411]]. But nobody loves him back. | *[[PSE1nf0]] loves [[Fiddlesticks411]]. But nobody loves him back. | ||
*Nobody loves [[Oshawott|Wotter]]... ([[Emo|;_;]]) | *Nobody loves [[Oshawott|Wotter]]... ([[Emo|;_;]]) | ||
| + | *If there's one thing [[Michael Rosen]] loves, it's a fat, red tomato. | ||
==People Who Dislike Love== | ==People Who Dislike Love== | ||
Latest revision as of 20:42, 22 May 2015
That's the power of love...
When a man and a woman are very close to each other (or in some cases, two different men or women), love happens. It is not known why our instinct is to love instead of just ramming our cocks into the first hole we see, but it is the direct cause of both happiness and depression. The first time you feel it, it might make you sad. Next time you feel it it might make you mad.
Love is also hazardous. Side-effects of it include lust, cooties, jizzing in your pants uncontrollably, uncontrollable crying (doesn't matter if you don't cry), children, and becoming prone to goblin attacks. So remember that before you enter this crazy disease.
Examples of Love[edit]
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- Ken loves Eliza.
- Vegeta loves Bulma.
- Everybody loves Raymond.
- Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.
- The YouChew users love their Chewfag Girls.
- Lord Raptor loves ROCK AND ROLL.
- Patrick Stewart loves males. Males have beautiful asses.
- Brock loves Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.
- Orson Welles loves Mrs. Pell's fishsticks.
- Joel and Mike were sent to the Satellite of Love.
- Doc Louis loves chocolate bars.
- YTPnews1/MustangSally72 loves Sabrina Skunk.
- PSE1nf0 loves Fiddlesticks411. But nobody loves him back.
- Nobody loves Wotter... (;_;)
- If there's one thing Michael Rosen loves, it's a fat, red tomato.
