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Revision as of 21:03, 22 May 2010

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Name of Object: This Key™
Year(s) Made: 1989
Use(s): Unlocks doors/gates
Country of Origin: England


This Key™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport you back to your house, safe and sound. King Koopa's key named This Key™ was used to lock the Princess in a raping chamber.

Trivia

  • The powers that This Key™ possesses can be attributed to Uctions, which causes the key to be powerful. However, This Key™ also contains traces of Anti-Uctions. Due to the reactive power when Uctions and Anti-Uctions are combined, This Key™ can be unstable at times.
  • Duke Onkled's This Key™ opens The Gate, but also opens his closet, which is full of gay-pornographic material.
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Duke Onkled's This Key™.
  • If Sora attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™.
  • Members of Haruhi's brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head over 90 degrees.
  • Melink's YTP Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport ninjas.
  • If you have a This Key™, it might help you to release your bogus.
  • This Key™ no taste good.
  • But wait, there's more! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99!