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*If [[Sora]] attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™. | *If [[Sora]] attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™. | ||
*Members of [[Haruhi]]'s brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head [[Over 9000|over 90]] degrees. | *Members of [[Haruhi]]'s brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head [[Over 9000|over 90]] degrees. | ||
| − | *[[Melink]]'s | + | *[[Melink]]'s YTP Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport [[Naruto|ninjas]]. |
*If [[you]] have a This Key™, it might help [[you]] [[Super Macho Man|to release your bogus.]] | *If [[you]] have a This Key™, it might help [[you]] [[Super Macho Man|to release your bogus.]] | ||
*This Key™ [[no]] taste [[good]]. | *This Key™ [[no]] taste [[good]]. | ||
| − | *But wait, there's more! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99! | + | *[[Billy Mays|But wait, there's more]]! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99! |
Revision as of 12:06, 15 October 2009
This article is filed under Characters.This Key™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport you back to your house, safe and sound. King Koopa's key named This Key was used to lock the Princess in a raping chamber.
Trivia
- The powers that This Key™ possesses can be attributed to Uctions, which causes the key to be powerful. However, This Key™ also contains traces of Anti-Uctions, which is why it tends to be unstable.
- Duke Onkled's This Key™ opens The Gate, but also opens his closet, which is full of gay-pornographic material.
- If Sora attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™.
- Members of Haruhi's brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head over 90 degrees.
- Melink's YTP Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport ninjas.
- If you have a This Key™, it might help you to release your bogus.
- This Key™ no taste good.
- But wait, there's more! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99!
