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[[Image: Pstriple.jpg|thumb|The formerly $599 console shown here.]]The '''Playstation 3''' is a video game console and Blu-Ray/DVD player manufactured by [[Sony]]. It's competitors are the [[Nintendo Wii]] and Microsoft's [[Xbox 360]]. Sony claims that "It only does everything". Studies have shown, however, that the PS3 is a very subpar toaster, and it is inedible.
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[[Image: Pstriple.jpg|thumb|The formerly $599 console shown here.]]The '''Playstation 3''' is a video game console and Blu-Ray/DVD player manufactured by [[Sony]]. Its competitors are the [[Nintendo Wii]] and Microsoft's [[Xbox 360]]. Sony claims that "It only does everything". Studies have shown, however, that the PS3 is a very subpar toaster, and it is inedible.
  
 
The console was released in North America on November 17, 2006. In Europe, it was released in January of 2007. It was also the last current generation console released for North America and Europe.
 
The console was released in North America on November 17, 2006. In Europe, it was released in January of 2007. It was also the last current generation console released for North America and Europe.
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The unofficial spokesperson for the PS3 is [[Chad Warden]]. Apparently, their official spokesperson for the Playstation 3 is some dude named [[Kevin]] Butler, who works in many positions for some strange reason and believes that rumors were the reason why World [[War]] I began.
 
The unofficial spokesperson for the PS3 is [[Chad Warden]]. Apparently, their official spokesperson for the Playstation 3 is some dude named [[Kevin]] Butler, who works in many positions for some strange reason and believes that rumors were the reason why World [[War]] I began.
  
[[No]]wadays, as of September 2009, the Playstation 3 has [[no]]t only got a price drop to $300, but they also have [[good]] games that [[you]] could get from there like [[Batman]]: [[Joker|Arkham]] [[Mr. Freeze|Asylum]], [[Halo|Killzone 2]], [[Mah Boi: The Game|LittleBig Planet]], [[Final Fantasy]] VII (as a downloadable title), [[Team Fortress 2|Fallout 3]], [[Metal Gear Solid]] 4, [[Spider-Man|Marvel]]: [[Wolverine|Ultimate]] [[The Incredible Hulk|Alliance]] 2, [[Tekken]] 6, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, and others like that [[no|so I guess that Chad Warden was right after all in the end.]]
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[[No]]wadays, as of 2009 and 2010, the Playstation 3 has [[no]]t only got a price drop to $300, but it actually has games now! Some of the games it has now are [[Batman]]: [[Joker|Arkham]] [[Mr. Freeze|Asylum]], [[Halo|Killzone 2]], [[Mah Boi: The Game|LittleBig Planet]], [[Final Fantasy]] VII (as a downloadable title), [[Team Fortress 2|Fallout 3]], [[Metal Gear Solid]] 4, [[Spider-Man|Marvel]]: [[Wolverine|Ultimate]] [[The Incredible Hulk|Alliance]] 2, [[Tekken]] 6, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, and others. [[Chad Warden]] would be proud.
 
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The formerly $599 console shown here.

The Playstation 3 is a video game console and Blu-Ray/DVD player manufactured by Sony. Its competitors are the Nintendo Wii and Microsoft's Xbox 360. Sony claims that "It only does everything". Studies have shown, however, that the PS3 is a very subpar toaster, and it is inedible.

The console was released in North America on November 17, 2006. In Europe, it was released in January of 2007. It was also the last current generation console released for North America and Europe.

The unofficial spokesperson for the PS3 is Chad Warden. Apparently, their official spokesperson for the Playstation 3 is some dude named Kevin Butler, who works in many positions for some strange reason and believes that rumors were the reason why World War I began.

Nowadays, as of 2009 and 2010, the Playstation 3 has not only got a price drop to $300, but it actually has games now! Some of the games it has now are Batman: Arkham Asylum, Killzone 2, LittleBig Planet, Final Fantasy VII (as a downloadable title), Fallout 3, Metal Gear Solid 4, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2, Tekken 6, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift, and others. Chad Warden would be proud.