Larry Koopa

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Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa (B. 1973) is one of King Koopa's sons.

Personality

You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

• Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
• Telling Monty Moles to stand there
• Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Bully
• He is a poseur
• His erection lasts more than 4 hours
• Humping football players
• Raping the floor
• Eavesdropping
• Saying "Cum" over and over

Trivia

• The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
• His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
• He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
• He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
• Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
• He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
• He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
• Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
• Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
• Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
• He once saw his sister, Kootie Pie having sex with Castonova Koopa, he is currently in therapy because of it.
• His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.

Dislikes

• The Mario Brothers
• Hollywood
• John Lennon
• Some grandma
• The Princess
• The Cave People
• Bowser Jr
• Lemmy
• Communists (much to Lemmy's dismay)
• Jews
• Non-aryans
• The fact that he wasn't in any Mario sports game but Monty Mole was.

Liked By

• King Koopa
• Ludwig
• Adolf Hitler
• Benito Mussolini
• The National Social German Worker's Party
• Shigeru Miyamoto enough to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

Disliked By

• Let's just say everyone else and call it a day

Memorable Quotes

• IYAAAAAAAARGH!
• AT LAST! My time has CUM!
• That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
• I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
• Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
• GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
• You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
• ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
• The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
• Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.