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Revision as of 13:18, 30 October 2007
This article is filed under Characters.
Dr. Rabbit is a pedophallic Rabbit Dentist (or Rabbit Rabbit but the fact still needs to be clarrified) who travels the world in his balloon (and/or Rocket) to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass brushing techniques and Regular dentist shagging. He claims to be the worlds only Rabbit Dentist and plaque monster. He also likes to put his cum in the mouths of his child followers. Dr. Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa where he joins the locals in song and dance.
From 1996 to 1998, Dr. Rabbit ran a Dentist Office in the Coney Island Disco Palace where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Dr. Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Dr. Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.
Recently, Dr. Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth kingdom with his new female assistant, Dr. Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare...
It is noted that Dr. Rabbit has only been pooped 50 or so time before contracting the AIDS, while some other sources have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. Keyburrito suspects that this could mean that Dr. Rabbit is stronger than Mama Luigi, and he is currently leading an investigation into the matter.
It has been confirmed that Dr. Rabbit can become more powerful than even God Luigi. Recently, he killed Carmen by turning into God Rabbit.
Upcoming Tour
Dr. Rabbit's upcoming Warped Tour is said to be teaching Children about the joys of intercourse. He will be teaching the class alongside Mama Luigi and Ms. Filkins. He is also said to be touring with M.C.R.
Legal Issues
Carmen, of Spain, has claimed that she was molested by Dr. Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Dr. Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set.
Dr. Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for $9,000 by some random metalhead for breaking his video camera.
He also was a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.
