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Power Glove
"I love the Power Glove! It's so bad!" - Lucas Barton of "The Wizard" stating the obvious.
The Power Glove was a Famicom/NES add-on made in the '80s that allowed you to play your Famicom/NES games with motion controls, which would later be done again, in a better way. It was supposed to have been a great add-on that would make it seem like it was the greatest thing we've ever seen in our lives! Hell, it was actually shown in a movie in a positive light before it was released (which also happened for Super Mario Bros. 3 as well). Unfortunately for us, it ended up being one of the worst peripherals of all time, if not the worst. But that's only for real life; let's see what it's like in the YouTube Poop universe.
The Power Glove In YouTube Poops
The Power Glove is where it's true power is shown. It makes your punches as powerful as a Falcon Punch (or if you're Captain Falcon, it doubles the power of it); makes you drive like a pimp, even without a car; makes you defeat Freddy Krueger (in both the dream world and the real world); helps kill people in video games; and makes people obey you as if you were a God. Also, the legends before it being released stated that is was indeed the raddest thing we've ever seen in our lives.
Owners of Good Power Gloves
- Lucas Barton from "The Wizard". (LUCAS! Darling!...)
- The Angry Video Game Nerd (But only in his dreams.)
- Freddy Krueger (Hey, you forgot his Power Glove!)
- Zelda
- Link
The Nostalgia Critic(Actually, he doesn't own it; he just praises it when Lucas uses it.)
Owners of Shitty Power Gloves
- The Angry Video Game Nerd
- TheSpoonyOne
- Most of the people who had an NES or Famicom. Of course, those guys must have sold their power gloves in exchange for other video games of the cost for a power glove.
Trivia
- The AVGN once landed the plane in Top Gun and beat Dark/Shadow Link in Zelda II: The Adventure of Link with the Power Glove. In fact, on the second one, he was giving a speech about how good, yet impossibly hard Zelda II was while inadvertantly defeating the final boss and seeing the ending. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!!
