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Pyro
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The RED Pyro, unmasked.
The Pyro (gender unknown) is the arch-enemy of the Spy. Its hobbies including burning things, setting things on fire, and killing people with its flamethrower.
Pyro's main dislike is being blown up (which happens A LOT).
Arsenal
Basic
- Flamethrower: Used short-range for burning his enemies to a crisp. Can also blow people back.
- Shotgun: Ugh, another shotgun...anyhow, used for slightly longer ranges.
- Axe: A novelty from Pyro's time as a failure of a firefighter, now for hacking open your ribcage instead of a locked door.
Updates
- Backburner: Replacing your Flamethrower, it does more damage when you burn the backs of enemies at the expense of your airblaster.
- Flare Gun: Can set distant foes aflame. Replaces the Shotgun.
- Axe-tinguisher: Does less damage normally then the Axe, but does 100% crit damage when they're on fire. You'd figure the barbed wire alone would do more damage, right?
Community
- Homewrecker: A hammer that does more damage to Engineer buildings, although I don't see the point because you could just use your Flamethrower or Flare Gun. Can also whack enemy sappers off friendly buildings. At least it's actually handy now.
Quotes
- AHAHAHAHAHA OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
- OW
- MMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMOOOOKMM MM
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Trivia
- Is one of the three only people Dan Hibiki has ever defeated, the others being Chuck Norris and Barry Scott.
- Was once killed by Soldier's Falcon Punch, only to be brought back to life because it's used to that sort of thing.
- Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing its axe like a guitar to shitty rap music.
- Medic has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in Team Fortress must end.
- Has a potential immunity to Super AIDS. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
- Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
- Looks like Adrian Shepard.
- Its gender is often the subject of debate and nobody is quite sure on who exists under that baggy suit.
- Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, My Bloody Valentine.
- Owns a pink purse, as shown in Team Fortress 2.
- If you get a kill with this class, people will burn up with anger pretty easily. Heh heh, get it? Burn up? Pyro? Heh heh, eehh...
- It's a flamer. Lol, another fire joke...
- Has multiple Pokemon, all fire types.
- Has the same voice actor as the Spy, ironically.
- Worked with the Demoman on the pyrotechnics for KISS in the '70s and early '80s.
- Its suit contains asbestos.
