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Plankton

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Name: Sheldon Plankton
Appears In: Spongebob Squarepants
Sex: Male
Age: 66

Plankton is a one-eyed, angry and mutant viagra pill and the recurring main antagonist of Nickelodeons TV show Spongebob Squarepants, his goal in life is to steal the secret formula of the Krabby Patty. Sadly for Plankton, his plans always fail quite simply because he's an idiot and he never learns from his mistakes.

History

Plankton was born in Russia by a viagra pill and a watermellon. He was deported to the bottom of the ocean after numerous charges of sexual assault. Later in his life, he opened a resturaunt known as the Bucket of Shit and renamed it to the Chum Bucket later. His resturaunt rarelry gets any costomers, and it is unknown how he manages to keep the store open.

Likes

  • Science
  • Holographic meatloaf

Dislikes

Legal Issues

Plankton is usually arrested for trying to steal the Krabby patty secret forumla, trying to conquer the world and even littering. In one episode, he was divorced from Karen and is currently fighting over custody over the robots.

Trivia

  • He is gay, and he hides this by making a computer with the personality of a housewife who bitches all the time.
  • He was once a friend to Mr. Krabs.
  • His family consists of uneducated rednecks.
  • In one episode, he was arrested for 22 years, which supports a theory that the series is chronologically out of order.

Quotes

  • I don't get it.
    • ALRIGHT I GET IT.
  • You're right (in response to Mr. Krabs calling him gay).