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Philadelphia
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Philadelphia is a city in Pennsylvania that is home to many delicious foods, as well as Rocky Balboa, Will Smith, and SuperYoshi. It is located across the Delaware River from the Coney Island Disco Palace, which is in nearby Camden, New Jersey.
Liked By
- Yoshi (He likes the food there.)
- King Harkinian (His favourite place to eat dinner.)
- Mr. Sandman
- Rocky Balboa
- M. Bison (He thinks that it is delicious!)
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd (Mainly because of Rocky.)
- Froggo (Again because of their food.)
- The Founding Fathers of America
- Especially Benjamin Franklin
- Americans Generally
- Philadelphians (The most proud people of any city.)
- Iggy
- Basically anyone who is patriotic or loves food.
- Bill Cosby
- Will Smith
- Allen Iverson
- Danny DeVito
Rocky is from Philly, which can be seen in the background.
Disliked By
- Communists
- Especially Joseph Stalin
- Nazis
- Captain Falcon (Believes that the Atlanta Falcons are superiour to the Philadelphia Eagles.)
- Wolf O'Donnell (was arrested by their police)
- New Yorkers
Famous Love statue in Philadelphia.
Trivia
- The founder of Youtube Poop, SuperYoshi, is from Bucks County, PA, the county just north of Philadelphia.
- So therefore, the Philadelphia metropolitan area can be considered the birthplace of Youtube Poop.
- Philadelphia is home to delicious foods, including the Philly Cheesesteaks, which are always and forever good.
- Of the 62 existing cities, it is the greatest.
- It is home to many boxers, notably Rocky Balboa and Mr. Sandman.
- If you talk shit about Philly, you will certainly get your arse kicked, probably by one of the two boxers mentioned above (Which are Rocky Balboa and Mr. Sandman incase you already forgot.).
- It is also where the Declaration of Independence AND the Constitution were ratified.
- Used to be the American capital before Washington D.C. came about.
- The Bicentennial celebrations mostly occured in Philadelphia.
- King Harkinian likes to eat dinner in Philadelphia.
- The first ever Independence Day was celebrated here.
- Allen Iverson once believed that he's the franchise player for the Philadelphia 76ers.
- It is always sunny there.
- Philadelphia is the 6th most populated city in the United States.
