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Halo
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Halo was originally released for the Xbox developed by Bungie. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
Why it's called Halo
Well that's an obvious one. Most of the game(s) takes place on a ringworld known as, big surprise, Halo. Need I go on?
Characters
- Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green "SPARTAN" armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
- Cortana - A digital naked women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy, sarcastic, and naked therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask?
- The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from space!
- The Flood - A parasite...from space!
- The Arbiter - An alien...from space!
Trivia
- The sequel, though makes only subtle references to, the Marathon series, also made by Bungie.
- Chad Warden refers to it as Gaylo.
- The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) Princess Peach from the Mario series, as well as Zoey from Left 4 Dead. No really, she did.
- David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in Star Fox Assault.
- Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist Travis Touchdown, as well as the Medic in Team Fortress 2.
- The Insane Clown Posse once did a special Internet party for playing Halo 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST. I just wanted to throw that in here.
- Do not play this shite game. Play something better, like DOOM.
- The online community is primarily composed of little kids who love the sound of their high-pitched voice through a microphone. Then again, most games for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and even the PC that are first person shooters have that same problem. Still, you have been warned.
