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Coconuts

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Coconuts is a robotic monkey working for Dr. Robotnik. Not much is known about him, presumably because of Scratch and Grounder stealing the spotlight.

Biography

Coconuts was created by Robotnik originally to sort his PINGAS collection, but was remodeled to capture that hedgehog. Coconuts failed due to the fact that Sonic was too busy speaking to kids about inappropriate touching to be captured. After Scratch and Grounder were created, Coconuts was demoted for the first time, to cleanup duty (to clean up cum left around by Robotnik). He has been demoted frequently ever since, often for no reason. Coconuts also worked part time for Wes Weasley at Tiertex.

Trivia

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  • Robotnik usually says an infamous line just after he demoted Coconuts........"SnooPING AS usual, I see?"
  • Coconuts has been demoted approximately 1295.31 times.
  • Is a boss in Resident Evil 5, where he transforms into a sea monster.
  • Was caught doing illegal drugs with Scratch and Grounder once; sentenced to 4 years in prison.
  • Ed Bighead once called for him to destroy Rocko's house, but he ended up destroying Ed's house instead.
  • Coconuts ran away from home because Robotnik didn't love him. He hasn't been seen since. Some suspect he now works in the black market, selling drugs, liquor, and supposedly national secrets (the latter is to rulers of foreign countries).
  • He once considered buying a toilet plunger over buying a magic set.