Pyro

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Pyro in his usual spandex.

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The RED Pyro, unmasked.

The Pyro (gender unknown) is the arch-enemy of the Soldier. Its hobbies including burning things, setting things on fire, and killing people with its flamethrower.

Pyro's main dislike is being blown up (which happens A LOT).

Arsenal

Basic

• Flamethrower: Used short-range for burning his enemies to a crisp. Can also blow people back.
• Shotgun: Ugh, another shotgun...anyhow, used for slightly longer ranges.
• Axe: A novelty from Pyro's time as a failure of a firefighter, now for hacking open your ribcage instead of a locked door.

Updates

• Backburner: Replacing your Flamethrower, it does more damage when you burn the backs of enemies at the expense of your airblaster.
• Flare Gun: Can set distant foes aflame. Replaces the Shotgun.
• Axe-tinguisher: Does less damage normally then the Axe, but does 100% crit damage when they're on fire. You'd figure the barbed wire alone would do more damage, right?

Quotes

• AHAHAHAHAHA OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
• OW
• MMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMOOOOKMM MM

Trivia

• Is one of the three only people Dan Hibiki has ever defeated, the others being Chuck Norris and Barry Scott.
• Was once killed by Soldier's Falcon Punch, only to be brought back to life because it's used to that sort of thing.
• Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing its axe like a guitar to shitty rap music.
• Medic has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in team fortress must end.
• Has a potential immunity to Super AIDS. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
• Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
• Looks like Adrian Shepard.
• Is oftened debated if it is a man or woman under that baggy suit.
• Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, My Bloody Valentine.
• Owns a pink purse, as shown in Team Fortress 2.
• If you get a kill with this class, people will burn up with anger pretty easily. Heh heh, get it? Burn up? Pyro? Heh heh, eehh...
• He's a flamer. Lol, another fire joke...
• Has the same voice actor as the Spy, ironically.
• Worked with the Demoman on the pyrotechnics for KISS in the '70s and early '80s.

A serious debate on the Pyro's gender

• SHE'S a flamer, you idiot.
• Oh hush, you don't know that. Nobody knows anymore.
• I know, but I won't tell you because I love confusing you.
• THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET I WIN
• OH, YOU CLEVER BASTARD!!!
• Actually, it's a robot.
• I say that since the game doesn't allow us to see any of characters genitals, none of them have genders at all.
• ...Spy?
• INCORRECTION!!! Pyro is the Enema!!! (It's like enemy... only... messier!)

See Also

• Team Fortress 2
• Soldier