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Hitler
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Hitler is one of the nicest men who ever lived. He was a fan of Rod Stewart, and a member of the The Nazi Party. Contrary to what is popularly thought, he was not a vegetarian but instead subsisted on a diet of raw octorocks, pebble peas, and pig iron. Oh yeah, and he tried to exterminate all the Jews in Europe. He was also butt-buddies with both Benito Mussolini and Hideki Tojo, and used to have 3-way gay sex with them (Mussolini used to be on the bottom, Hitler in the middle [though Neville Chamberlain was under him one time in 1938], and Tojo on top).
Hitler In Popular Culture
Hitler has been used in poops many times, mainly by MrDrunkenFox (who is believed to be a Nazi). However, he has appeared in various other poops by various other folks, and even got a guest appearence on Sesame Street as well as having the UrinatingTree/Fat Mann Judgeth wanting his autograph. His arch nemesis is CaptainFleaSam and his right hand man is a Nazi Hawk that he calls Von Vulture. Nowadays his true nemesis has been confirmed, Steely Phil who defeated him and another, stronger form of Hitler called Adolf Hitlarrrgh. He and Adolf Hitler were also in a comic book together called "Superman: At Earth's End", where they tried to clone Batman and take over the world, but failed. They also correct Superman by saying "Of Course! Don't you know anything about science?". He has many types of history segments on the History Channel. Him and the Nazis are considered by many to be the human incarnations of the Devil. Apparently, one time, he also transformed into a Super Saiyan to try and defeat Goku. Unfortunently for him, he died when he found out that his enemy could transform into three different types of Super Saiyans. Oh, he and his country also hosted the 1936 Olympics.
Seen As A Role Model For:
- Nazis (Of Course!)
- Temeku
- MrDrunkenFox
- Stegblob
- Malleo
- Ludwig Von Koopa
- Larry Koopa
- Neo-Nazis
- The Ku Klux Klan
- Weegee
- Fortran
Quotes
- "Well, at least I haven't caused has much pain and suffering as that Smirking Bitch."
- "Embrace me and we will work together and put our differances aside so that we may once and for all DESTROY THE GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "HEIL HITLER!!!"
- "SEIG HAIL!!!"
- "I HAET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (When seeing that Jewish doctor that supposedly killed his own mother.)
- "OH SHIT IT COUSIN SHOWER SHINKO!!"
- "AND WAS THE BEST DUCK IN THE FUCK!"
