Ludwig von Koopa

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Ludwig Kooky Von Koopa is very cruel and evil, he was once the second head of the Schutzstaffle, only taking orders from Heinrich Himmler, and Adolf Hitler. He is the eldest, strongest, and smartest of all the koopa kids. also, he became a rapist and got a jod at Mcdonalds

Likes

• Iggy
• Larry
• Nazi Germany
• Adolf Hitler
• Heinrich Himmler
• The Master/Aryan Race
• Chocolate
• Classical Music
• Militaristic Japan
• Facist Italy
• Naziism
• Adolf Hitler
• Sasuke
• Ash
• Falco's "Rock me Amadeus"
• Being rocked by Amadeus.
• Jesus Christ because he helped him with his drinking problem

Dislikes

• Being Called Kooky
• Being confused for a scientist.
• Being confused for an inventor.
• All music recorded after 1945, with one exception.
• Morton
• Communism
• Africans
• Jews
• Asians
• Homosexuals
• Lemmy
• Non-religious People
• Bowser Jr
• France
• Post-war Japan
• Synthesizers
  • Synth music (unless it is "Rock me Amadeus")

Story

Kooky Von Koopa was the second-in-command of the Nazi Army, but after Hitler hung himself, Kooky assumed control in a battle with the Americans, but was killed.

60 years later, he was reincarnated as the eldest son of King Koopa, and now serves a re-animated Hitler in a second attempt to conquer the world for Deutschland (which is, so far, failing, as the only place they have control over is Stuttgart).

Criminal Record

• Planting a bomb that killed over 9,000 Jews and an Asian in April of 2009.
• Killing Jewish girls while in bed
• Robbing Wal-Mart
• Serving a re-animated version of Hitler
• Rape
• escaping from jail

Misc.

• His real name is Ludwig von Koopa.
• Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
• His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
• He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
• He should have been a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl but instead they put in Sonic the Hedgehog who isn't even a fucking Nintendo character in the first place. Thankfully, to make up for that mistake, Nintendo decided to him and his other brothers and his sister as bosses for the current newest Mario game called New Super Mario Brothers Wii.
• Aided Inuyasha in defeating Ronald Mcdonald