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Traps
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Traps are evil things put into this world to piss us the fuck off. Like Bear Traps. Leon S. Kennedy fucking hates those fucking things.
Types of traps
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A hideous Fat Mario perv trap
- The Pervert Trap - when head-hunting for pervs, hunters usually set up annoying, hideous Fat Mario traps, known as pervert traps.
- Gay Luigi Trap - a trap set up by Gay Luigi to rape single guys.
- Bear Traps - These piss Leon off, but they make you invincible.
- PENIS Traps - They bite your dick off. Chad Warden possesses many of these traps
- Mouse Traps - One of the GREATEST board games of all time
- Bagel Traps - Only Mama Luigi knows what these are for
- The Soulja Boy Trap - This trap always involves the gay retard named Soulja Boy. Typically, it usually starts off with the even more retardeder "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" Music Video. After a few-ten seconds, that retarded bullshit will change into even better AIDS-y stuff, so I guess these traps are o.k., I guess.
- The Trap Video - A trap that is in the form of a video. It has a preview image and title that says what kind of video it is, but in reality, it is nothing like the title or preview image. It is often used on Family Guy.
- The Screamer - A trap that most people call to be the lowest form of traps ever conceived. A screamer is when a scary face appears unexpectedly and makes a very loud scream or roar. It's purpose is to do nothing but shock you (and maybe shit your pants).
- The Rick Roll - Declared by many to be the lowest form of a trap video ever seen. To do the Rick Roll, you need to say an amazing, yet bullshitty lie to get them to see it. The Rick Roll is nothing more than a music video of a Rick Astley song called "Never Gonna Give You Up" (Not to be confused by the Barry White song by the same name).
